you tell a bitch to keep their cat indoors and suddenly their town is the first in the world to have eradicated every viral, bacterial and parasitic disease, they invented completely harmless cars, dogs and predators dont exist either but somehow the native songbird population is fine since the cats in this place have lost the hunting instinct, there's no pollutants or toxic plants and human cruelty has ceased to exist. and mr mittens has a chip in his brain that will explode if he doesnt go outside 10 hours of the day
my trick is to Aztec death whistle you point blank in the face.
Whether IRL or in each other's inboxes, what do you choose, and what's the outcome you crave?
Sounds about right, but I was really hoping for closeted gay bestie. My rancid nature outclassed my gayness ;w;
Take this quiz and do(? use/take? what term am I supposed to use?) this picrew.
@citrusfruitman @scrunkalicious @average-cat-enjoyer
please rb for sample size also this is about ONLY eggs. no toast or breakfast included. if it makes a difference that is
season’s greasons
you,,,., telling me a shrimp..,. fried this rice?????
A dragon spreads its wings, wishing to fly away. But it knows it cannot.
WOOOOOOO we finally got our mad scientist man back!!! Inspired me to make my first ever public art post and first tumblr post, woo. Love this man, even though he is a madman. Obviously unfinished *glares are flagpole and unfinished flag* but if you guys like it, I will attempt to remake it into something with more than 2 hours put onto it. Second picture is to show off the unneeded effort I put into this dragon, as I like drawing dragons too much. If doc is reading this, A. how do you do this stuff and B. thank you for being my favorite comfort yter and for being a huge inspiration for things I do. Hope you enjoy and feel better after the sickness! doc's eye is one pixel. tiny man.
i've always combined the two main interpretations of kobolds as lizards and dogs into one in my head
lizard dog.. log.. or dizard
Kermit for pope
I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
Finally got.. a.. reference done for artfight!!! Only took me like five hours...