I'm pregnant. and it's You
Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water
google photos is so funny. three years since fish in da sink
growing up poor then achieving relative financial stability in adulthood really does affect your mental state forever. like wdym i cannot but myself new shoes when mine are falling apart without feeling an insane amount of guilt
sucks so bad that i have to do physical therapy and wear a wrist brace. On account of jacking it too often and too hard
i truly do forget that there are people who legitimately have normal, healthy relationships with their parents. Often
Trying very hard to see this. I so want these movies to be great!
the monkees is all about crossdressing but csny is all about male pregnancy
Loooove that everyone else is Psych gets the 'normal in comparison' treatment because of Shawn.
Juliet? Goes undercover so well she wears her outfits to the precinct. Broke some girl's nose undercover. Threw a surprise party for Lassie and invited only criminals.
Lassiter? Keeps an adress book of past arrests to 'check up on them'. Massive gun nerd. Keeps a board of criminals pasted up in his house. His hobbies outside of work are guns and civil war reenactment (so basically the same stuff he does at work).
Chief Vick? Made Shawn get her a babysitter and told him he couldn't work any cases until he did. Hired a psychic to work for the police. Is that even legal? Had the most childish fight with her sister in front of her subordinates.
Gus? Never wants to let anyone use his work phone even when they are actively in mortal danger. Put Shawn on his insurance plan. Never gets over anything ever. He's a sympathetic crier. He doesn't see his friend for like almost a decade and immediately jumps into lying to the police with him.
thank you Tyler Durden for teaching me to always spit and piss in rich people's food. amen
if these "sigma males" want to be tyler durden so badly why don't they dress like him?
you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you’re next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! say her name!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!
we cant ha;ve anything anyrmeo due to the green ape hour
hey lads when are we gonna get a bite to eat i'm ringo starrving over here
I love CBML, I played it on zoom with some friends and it was a hoot! Question though. Is the whole....thing with paul that you seem to have going on just a bit. Since it's obvious that your actual fave is George lol. I've noticed that a lot of paul fans seem to be a little insane.
It's true, Paul brings out madness in people, men and women. It's been seven years for me, and I've wondered, is he a siren? The actual devil, being left-handed, androgynous, and a musician?
I really hate Paul, I don't understand what's been gripping me this long. I've read so much on him, watched interviews. I could tell you most any picture from the 60s, down to the date. He's a horrible rotten man.
Modern audiences will call this parasocial and cringe, but I don't think so. It's like a muse sort of thing for me. I'm just living like this, like a functional alcholic.
i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta
A perfect newborn leafcutter ant was recently born at a zoo but nobody cared because it wasn't a piece of shit hippo
does anyone named mario wanna do something really funny
best purchases i’ve ever made. i purposefully chose the stupidest mike card, and the most gorgeous peter card. how it should be.
1966 paul mccartney lookalike contest in my bedroom
finals time is a stressful time for college students but this semester fried my neurons so bad i feel absolutely nothing at all
men only sneeze like that for attention
Helmut Newton - Vogue Paris (Dec. 1969)