I Like Chewing The Muffin Wrapper And Spitting It Out When Im Done Milking The Contents. It Makes Me

if these "sigma males" want to be tyler durden so badly why don't they dress like him?

Me after every conversation: Shit they’ll never wanna talk to me again.

computer, how to find people with the same interests as me that doesn't require actually going up and talking to people

at some point during this movie i became convinced that movie!ringo and movie!john were dating and then i saw john's foot on ringo's shoulder and i was like okay so this is so srs...

hey lads when are we gonna get a bite to eat i'm ringo starrving over here

look at my doctors dawg im gonna die

Nobody committed to the bit harder then Shawn Spencer. The fact that he could've just come out and told them about his photographic memory and deduction skills on the second day and they probs would've still hired him and taken him much more seriously, but the dumbass bi man chose to continue to pretend to be a psychic FOR 8 WHOLE YEARS is genuinely insane behavior. And don't even get me started on Gus keeping his besties secret for that long, he a real ride or die.

this isn't going to have a happy ending...

early christian martyrs from the roman catacombs.