Can We Talk About The Fact That Burton Guster Did A Taste Test On A Piece Of Meat He Thought Belonged

never ever ever gets old

me core

Was on the phone with my mother (a lawyer) and she was telling me about a legal conference she went to where they had a lecture using Paul McCartney's lawsuit against the Beatles as an example and she asked me "have you heard of Magic Alex?"

It's like my prefrontal cortex snapped out of my body, shook me by the lapels, and screamed in my face, "DON'T BRING UP THE PENIS MACHINE!"

⁺✮⋆⁺₊⋆Historic Duos: ⋆⁺⋆✮⁺

Bookends - Simon & Garfunkel (1968)

Songs From The Big Chair - Tears for Fears (1985)

Double Fantasy - John Lennon, Yoko Ono (1980)

The Hit Sound of The Everly Brothers - The Everly Brothers (1967)

THERES A MOVIE???????

Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water

sucks so bad that i have to do physical therapy and wear a wrist brace. On account of jacking it too often and too hard