omfg i need her so bad thank god i’m not the only one
general headcanons with helena
— includes sfw and nsft.
dominant bottom!!!!!! she loves to control you when you fuck her and scolds you for not doing it correctly but you have her whining and begging for more.
dates in her lumon office because she’s always there and barely has any time to come visit you when she’s working :( but you both still make the best of it!! she orders you whatever you want, but sometimes you just wanna pack her a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and call it dinner.
visiting her at lumon and kinda just following her around like a lost puppy because she’s busy talking to all these people… helena giving you kisses throughout the day to let you know she cares and that she notices you 😓 helena holding your hand under the table because i think she still gets a little anxious 😓😓
sugar mommy lowkey highkey‼️ her favorite thing is buying you expensive lingerie and then ripping it off you because she can just buy you new ones. if you’re in college, you get a private ride to and from class. if you ever want something specific for lunch at work, you get it. doesn’t matter if you’re really craving that place you and her went that is an hour away, you’re getting it asap. she also has an extensive collection of toys for you 😇 (also. calling her mrs eagan in bed.....)
i wrote about this happening to reader, but what about leaving marks on helena before she leaves for “work” 😵💫 helly who always finds hickeys on her body and desperately wants to meet her outie partner who’s doing this… slipping your panties into helena’s pocket for helly to find….
speaking of helly, comforting helena after hellys attempt ☹️ you’re horrified when you get to lumon, expecting to pick up your girlfriend like usual, only to see her being ushered out into an ambulance. going to the hospital with her and trying to convince her to resign because you're scared of what helly'll do next...but you also feel for her because she must be so scared in there :( she's only 2 days old 😭😭😭😭 just taking care of helena until she eventually goes back!!! making her stay at YOUR shitty apartment and making her breakfast in bed because you could've lost her and you just need to dote on her so much ☹️ she def makes fun of you for being so clingy but you know her ass loves it....
also thinking about how she replayed that kiss with her and mark.....you KNOW she's so touch starved 😖😖 she constantly needs to be touching you. she loves kissing you randomly and loves words of assurance :( she's so sappy but feels awkward being all lovey-dovey because she's not used to it.
helena who would stare hard at you and not talk when you first met because she was nervous about getting feelings for you (didn't work lolz). you thought she hated you until Mr. Drummond summoned you and took you to helena's office, telling you to have a good date with her before leaving you two alone. at this point, there Were some feelings and unspoken words between you two, and you made a joke about her being too conceited to ask you on her own which got her into talking about Kier 🙄 you love how passionate she is though and definitely kissed her first because she was rambling too much
giving helena head under her desk 😋 especially while she's talking to someone important like the Board :) or just giving her head after a stressful day and holding her hands down because she's impatient and hates how slow you're going. or being her deskpet and doing whatever she says!!! strapwarming her and she ends up fucking you on the table because of the noises you keep making and also she just can't control herself @__@
thinking about the sweetest boy in the world again <3
i changed my mind i love being a little too sensitive. i love being able to tear up at least a little bit every time something makes me feel something and i love feeling that empathy and connection to other people/the world even if it inconveniences me sometimes
this man killed half of salt lake city
how i’m ending up if people i know irl find my tumblr:
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE
she can have me all tied up with a pretty bow for christmas 🫠
Pedro said it would be worth it to play an older version of Din just to have him meet Poe
Joe Quinn whenever he filmed with Joe Keery:
carol fucking danvers and her tank tops and marriage of convenience and THAT SCENE WITH VALKYRIE
Do Revenge is Cruel Intentions with a 2022 twist, a Jawbreaker aesthetic and Clueless level humor. A genuinely brilliant satire that hits every ‘90s/00s comedic beat without being reductive. The needle drops are absolutely impeccable. A film that lets people be terrible to each other. A love letter to the rom coms of yore clearly written and directed by a woman.
Everyone in this film is SO good it’s ridiculous, but Camila Mendes is revelatory. An absolute FORCE.