Turtlesss

Or whatever the guy said

My mom's pasta, she'd add green stuff and make a paste with it and put it in the pasta. Only way I ate vegetables as a small child.

Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.

hey if you're scrolling tumblr on thanksgiving you might be going though it so I just wanted to let you know that you are so incredibly loved. also you will outlive the weird family member

This post exempts you from any and all “If you don’t ___ this post, ____ will happen.” You are hereby immune to it all. You are now protected! Be free!

Me if I were a rambunctious mobile phone

This fandom is a radioactive cockroach (affectionate)

Happy November 16th to mentally ill gay people everywhere and that radioactive cockroach of a minecraft server (affectionate) o7

hey could you do this

Yes but What am I doin

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog