Forget About Torturing Your Blorbos, Putting Them Through The Ringer. I'm Putting My Blorbo In Perfectly

One time when i was seven my mom had a vhs player and i found Jurassic Park. now I was a smart seven year old so of course I realized this obviously had dinosaurs. I love dinosaurs so of course I ask my mom "mommy, can I watch this?" And she tells me it's super scary and I'll regret it, but of course I'm like "I'm going to watch it anyway because it has dinosaurs in it" and i watched it and loved it

Warriors FanFic: SkunkStripe’s Purpose 2:

“Disappointing. I really thought you could catch it quietly SkunkPaw.” said the voice of a tom the color of bark in new leaf. “I’m sorry NewBark. I accidentally bit the spine not the wind pipe” SkunkPaw said apologetically.

“As punishment for killing it so poorly when you get done hunting that will go to FoldEar and you will eat your smallest catch.” NewBark ordered his golden eyes gleaming in a menacing manner. “Of course.” SkunkPaw buried the rabbit.

How the hell did I become a Wings of Fire page? The answer, autism

My dad sent me a hundred dollars for mouse stuff :)) I might actually get pet mice this year.

elon musk did a nazi salute twice at the inauguration, and republicans are defending him.

trump revoked executive order 11246, which prohibited discrimination.

trump put all dei employees on leave to be fired.

trump banned all lgbtq+ flags from being hung in government buildings.

trump rolled back biden’s executive order to lower prescription drug costs for people using medicare and medicaid.

trump rescinded the $35 cap on insulin, and prices are expected to rise to $1500 a month.

trump ordered the national institutes of health to cancel their review panels on cancer research.

trump ended the guidelines to prevent ai misuse. the guidelines prevent many things, but notably it prevents production of ai child pornography.

when sean hannity asked trump about the economy, he said “i don’t care”, after campaigning with the economy as his main talking point.

trump has withdrawn the us from the world health organization.

trump is ordering health agencies to stop reporting on bird flu and halt publications of scientific reports.

trump has pardoned over 1500 people who stormed the capitol on january 6th.

trump changed mount denali back to mount mckinley.

trump signed an executive order to rename the gulf of mexico to gulf of america.

trump shut down cbp one, an app which granted legal entry to 1 million+ immigrants.

trump is allowing ice raids at churches and elementary schools.

trump announced plans to declare a national emergency at the us-mexico border.

trump signed an executive order to expand the use of the death penalty.

trump disbanded the school safety board that works to prevent school shootings. it was comprised of survivors, educators, and gun violence prevention advocates and formed after the school shooting in parkland.

trump withdrew from the paris climate act.

trump revoked all protections for transgender troops in the us military.

trump rescinded executive orders made by biden that benefited and protected women, lgbtq+ people, black americans, hispanic americans, asian americans, native hawaiians, and pacific islanders.

trump is attempting to make it legal to refuse to hire or fire pregnant women.

multiple state legislators are drafting bills to allow the punishment for abortion to be the death penalty.

trump pardoned 23 individuals convicted under the freedom of access to clinic entrances (FACE) act for their anti-abortion activism, including oftentimes violent protests at abortion clinics.

trump signed an executive order allowing deportation of foreign students who they believe express support for hamas or hezbollah.

trump announced that the us government will from here on out only recognize male and female as sexes. intersex is not legally recognized anymore.

trump refused to swear on the bible during his inauguration. (i’ve gotten some comments about this specific point. i didn’t include it because i’m christian, because i’m not. i’m agnostic. i included it because he’s the first president in history to refuse to swear on ANYTHING, bible or not. in the bible it teaches that the only person who cannot touch the bible is the antichrist, yet that on TOP of everything else will never convince his followers that he’s unfit.)

andy ogles drafted a constitutional amendment to allow trump to be president for a third term.

georgia republican congressman mike collins called for the deportation of new jersey born mariann budde, the bishop who urged trump to “have mercy” on the lgbtq+ community and immigrants during a service at the national cathedral.

six states (arizona, idaho, iowa, kansas, mississippi, and north dakota) are planning on challenging obergefell v. hodges, which would end same-sex marriage nationwide. about a dozen more states have representatives who are also considering filing similar resolutions.

amazon revoked protections for lgbtq+ and black employees.

every single republican told us we were overreacting. trump swore he had nothing to do with project 2025 yet continues implementing details outlined in it. not a single person has the right to tell us we’re being dramatic anymore.

hope “cheaper eggs and gas” was worth it.

A Lifetime Achievement Award Mouthwashing animatic or edit would go wild.

I guess depressed bitch now top

So like, I’m starting to play Dino-mon-go(Jurassic World Alivetm). Ok. And I can reach a supply drop when I go to the bathroom

Can you tell I've become obsessed with the silly bird prince yet?