How The Fuck Does This Have Nearly 200 Notes?? I Need To Make More Wings Of Fire Art It Sounds Like

big bear tiddies

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

how it feels to have no social media presence as an artist

Headcanon: in warrior cats when a cat transitions the leader announces it at the next gathering by saying "(Cat) has given their identity to StarClan, and the one that StarClan gave them in return is named (Cat's New Name) and they wish to be referred to as a (gender)."

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

kinda hate to say it but i want a gf so bad rn

CUDDLE ME KISS ME RAHHUH

I just let my dog eat the second half of my popsicle while I held it for her

I'm leaving this country and you all know why

The Prophecy of Blood and Fire

A lapse in faith has started this war,

A broken home must be mended,

Even if you solve one problem,

The reign of peace has ended,

Beware the stranger from a far off land,

Though he has suffered loss and strife,

He will take you across the sea,

Where many dragons will lose their life,

Unless they are found and killed before their time,

The bastard eggs will hatch on the coldest night,

Their mother will try to keep them hidden,

But she will eventually have to fight,

Dragons are dying near and far,

The deaths will keep climbing higher,

Unless there is shed frozen tears,

Forever will last the reign of blood and fire.

*makes another silly little poster*