Latest Posts by rounded-cube - Page 3
THIS is how I find out about Putin's possible resignation? I'm laughing. I'm literally laughing right now!
EXACTLY!
bro wtf is up with everyone hating on dean. he’s literally the most emotionally repressed boy to ever live, of course that’s how he reacted.
Remember remember the 5th of November
Me: iF yAiNt LiVe In TeXaS, yAiNt AmErIcAn
Also me: i have never set a goddamn foot outside the east coast
i got a college degree and the thing i’m most proud of producing in the process is a full academic presentation about what makes a himbo
Favorite himbos, a non-exhaustive list
Jason Mendoza -The Good Place
Thor -MCU
Sokka -Avatar: The Last Airbender
Zuko -Avatar: The Last Airbender
Emmett from the other side of the house: I’m cold as a lion with no hair
Edward sat at the piano with his head in his hands: oh god no, not again
Emmett, getting closer: if you ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear
Edward rocking back and forth: Rosalie take your child outside I beg
Emmett, launching himself from the top of the stairs to crouch right next to wear Edward is sat: HELP THE BEAR
Edward: ...
Emmett: cuz that bitch gone
need it
is your man a HIMBO?
does he have
H - HEART
I - INTEGRITY
M - MASCULINITY
B - BIG
and
O - OH LORD, A RESPECT FOR WOMEN
it is dangerously fuckoff hot survival tips
- if you don’t have air conditioning, try to go someplace that does. The library? the mall? can you swing a couple nights at a cheap hotel? hang out early/late at your work?
- HYDRATION: keep something liquid within arms reach, drink continuously. If you are sweating a lot, just water might not do it. I tend to DIY oral rehydration solution with a liter of water, a spoonful-ish of lemon juice, a teaspoon or so of sugar and a pinch of salt. You can also do ~a tablespoon of sugar and ½ teaspoon salt to a liter (~4 cups) of water, but the lemon juice makes it taste less like ass. The rule of thumb is that it shouldn’t be saltier than tears. I usually make it so I can tell there’s salt in there but it doesn’t actually taste salty if that makes any sense…
(if you don’t have measuring spoons, a tablespoon is a big soup-size spoon and a teaspoon is a little spoon. This stuff does not have to be precise, it’s not like baking which is actual chemistry)
- Watered-down fruit juice + salty snack food is both good for you and tastes fucking amazing when it’s hot (my favorite snack ever was half mango juice/half water and a can of Pringles on a really hot day)
- eat small meals but eat something. your body is working hard to keep you cool, it does need fuel.
- take it slow: walk slowly enough that you’re not out of breath, the last thing you need is to heat yourself up MORE
- if you can’t get air conditioning, at least make sure air is MOVING: sit in front of a fan or something
- if it isn’t insanely humid, hanging a wet towel in front of a fan can make things cooler. If you are in, say, DC, where it’s so humid it’s basically an outdoor steam bath, this will not help much if at all
- cold showers. a couple times a day, or hell, every hour if you want. Definitely right before bed
- fill a bottle with ice water and roll it around behind your neck. Your life will immediately suck at least 15% less.
- if you feel dizzy, your pulse is shallow and fast, or you have other symptoms of heat exhaustion, this is now a Serious Medical Problem. If you develop a fever, nausea or vomiting, or pass out, you may have heat stroke, which is an Actual Medical Emergency, get to urgent care or the ER right away.
- if you feel nauseated, have a headache, your pee is dark colored and/or you haven’t peed all day, you are probably dehydrated. See above re: oral rehydration. Don’t drink a bunch real fast, you’ll probably throw it up. Instead, drink slowly but KEEP DRINKING. If for whatever reason you can’t manage this, you have an Actual Medical Emergency, get to urgent care or the ER right away.
- I AM NOT A DOCTOR this is not medical advice please be careful and call an actual doctor if you’re worried
So I stumbled through the Barbie aisle at Walmart the other day…
…and y'all, I almost cried. Just look at these. LOOK AT THEM.
So many skin tones!
PLUS SIZED BODY TYPES!
NATURAL HAIR STYLES!!! MULTIPLE SHADES OF DARK SKIN!!!
A WOMAN AS A DOCTOR!!!!!
that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.
a better non-binary meme for yall
(now with 200% less alienation to transfem folks!)
Genderqueer/non-binary celebrities
Amandla Stenberg: non-binary actress and singer (The Hate U Give, The Hunger Games) [she/her; they/them]
Ezra Miller: genderqueer actor (The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Justice League) [prefers he/him but is comfortable with all pronouns]
Chella Man: genderqueer YouTuber, actor & model (Titans) [he/him]
Brigette Lundy-Paine: non-binary actor (Atypical, The Glass Castle) [they/them]
Angel Haze: agender rapper & singer (Battle Cry, Cleaning out my Closet) [she/her; he/him]
Indya Moore: non-binary actor & model (Pose, Queen & Slim) [they/them]
Ruby Rose: genderfluid actress, model, talk show host, DJane (Batwoman, OitnB) [she/her]
Asia Kate Dillon: non-binary actor (Billions, OitnB, John Wick 3) [they/them]
Quintessa Swindell: non-binary actor (Trinkets, Euphoria) [they, them]
Jonathan Van Ness: non-binary television personality, podcaster & hairdresser (Queer Eye) [prefers he/him but is also okay with they/them & she/her]
Feel free to add other celebrities or to correct me if I've got something wrong!