Saw Literally The Man Of My Dreams Just Now 🤗

God. Fucking. DAMN IT WHY MUST I BE THE WAY THAT I AM

Bbg are you high or srs? <3

while ik talking about the simulation operators lemme talk about a slip up they had. at least i thunk its a slip up. anyways i met this girl at my residential n she helped me realize that men can mind control women and make them think certain ways, do certain things, say certain things, feel certain ways, etc. Why do u think such beautiful girls get with the most ugly and abusive men? Becaus the men mind control them. They can talk to us also.. in our minds. But w cant tell anyone or we'll be called crazy but idc im already called sick or wtv so idrc who calls me what.

I Hve to go do yard work now fml

DO YOU THINK IF I GET A TWITTER ILL GET MORE TRACTION THAN I DO HERE??? IM LITERALLY SO FUNNY??? IM LITERALLY A GENIUS??? IM JUST SO SCARED OF GETTING DOXXED AND SEEING FOOD PORN(literal hotdog dick) AND OF THE SCARY N@TZ¡ MAN WHO MADE THE SHITTIEST CARS OF ALL TIME???

my dad keeps making i.c.e jokes and I feel sick

No matter how many times I like and look up and watch all the way if stuff from other fandoms I can never get away from the tcc on my fyp, sad😔

Just introduced a friend to tumblr, hope she doesn’t gaf about my crush posts 🥰

nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

All of this, while trying to find just THE CHARACTER, Randell shepherd

Sone of my favorites include

Walt Disney

2 whole ass ships (?)

Gerard way

The season April

Joe Biden

Leonardo DiCaprio

And jfk

Can we be mooties

Hold on I’m still looking through your profile