I Love Them, And Pierre Is Me And My Bestie All The Time

I ship klaroline but this is so cute

a little steroline for ya

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

ZOOS GET YOUR GODAMM ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN KILL IT!!!!!!

Past:

Hestia*confused*: Why did Zeus leave?

Demeter*in a singsong voice*: He left to get flowers for 'his precious Hera'

Hera:*blushes*

Hades*smirking*: He's completely in love with you.

Poseidon: Agreed

Present:

Hestia: Zeus is-

Hera*staring into nothing*: With another woman

Demeter*attempting to comfort*: Hera...maybe he is getting flowers for you?

Hades*trying to help*: That is a possibility after all.

Hera*hurt*:Hah, if he's going to get me flowers it will only be accompanied with fake apologies and empty promises.

Hera*tears forming in her eyes*: Do you think he even loves me anymore?

Poseidon: H-hera

Hera: You guys can't even tell if he still loves me.

Hera:... can you guys leave me?

Poseidon*worried*: ....ok but if you want company you can come to us.

All 4 of them:*leaves*

Hera:*breaks down in tears*

couples tv shows

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thank you!

this is so true

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

Where can i get this book?

Tropes Galore!

"This book is dedicated to everyone who longed for a story solely centred on the Gods and Goddesses of Greek Mythology."

Throughout the years, I've noticed a plethora of retellings revisiting the mythos of the Trojan War, the Odyssey, and the adventures of the Greek heroes. However, I've always yearned for a story focused entirely on the drama-filled lives of the Gods alone.

Forget "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," I wanted to watch "The Real Housewives of Olympus"!

When I was younger, I devoured the old myths and found the gods seemingly an afterthought in many stories. Because the myths were written by men about men, the gods remained a mystery and left me wanting more.

With all the commotion happening on a mountaintop, I was never interested in the predictable 'Hero's Journey.' Instead, I wanted to know what Hera had for breakfast and, more importantly, what time Zeus got home the night before. Their sky drama had me hooked!

As I started writing my story in 2018, I felt compelled to stay true to the myths of the Gods. In my world, characters aren't simply black or white; they exist in many shades of grey. This doesn't make me dislike them for their faults; rather, it illustrates that people aren't purely good or evil—we encompass everything simultaneously. 

And for some, that concept is too frightening to grasp.

Now, on to the Tropes!

Love Triangle: Ares/Aphrodite/Hermes 😖

Sibling Rivalry: Ares/Hebe/Hephaestus vs. Hermes/Athena/Artemis 😏

Slow Burn: Hades/Persephone 🫣

Fated Mates: Ares/🤫 Hephaestus/🫢

Forbidden Loves: Hermes/Hera (it's kinda complicated 👀)

Touch Her & U Die: Ares/Hebe & Apollo/Artemis 🔥

Passions of the Gods is the first installment in a series of novels retelling the dark lore of Olympus. 

I saw this meme format and I had to do it.

He so handsome I can't

<3

Lol not Hera calling Zeus an ingnorant slut(even if he is)

Hades, *standing on top of a temple*: Oh my life.

*The other gods walk up*

Zeus, *With a megaphone*: Hades, What's wrong!?

Hades: Everything's wrong!!!

The Gods: ....?

Hades: The stress of my kingdom, the underworld. Has caused me to go into a depression.

Zeus: ... Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for being bummed out?

Hera: Zeus, you ignorant slut!

Where can I buy it????

just saw a shirt that said "i just want red bull to lose" iconic