The Fact That TMAGP Begins With Boot Up Noises -- And It's Implied That Teddy Turned Off His Computer

That maple-flavored american makes great rage noises

Initial malevolent impressions:

🍁American🇨🇦: "I'm inside you and I don't want to be"

☕British🇬🇧: "Lost my sight to disembodied book mind. Ah well, whoopsie."

Rabbit with Hands Alert

He's called Butcher

This is so wholesome

I love this scene but the whole time her jacket says:

PUNKY FISH

In the most "I'm the fun one" font

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TMAGP 6 SPOILERS BELOW CUT

TURN BACK BBY

"Just make sure you eat them on site" what, do the mini donuts fucking dissipate off site, Lena? Are you a goddamn Fae Lady, """Lena"""?!!

The SIZE OF THE BUILDING is disproportionate to number of employees... Feels significant

fuckin NEEDLE PERSON HARVESTING FEAR

CELIA. CELIA WHOSE NAME WAS STOLEN? IS CELIA ALSO FROM THE ARG???

they're going to eat Celia, Celia Ripley

Alice feels kinda jealous with the overwrought lampooning of Sam's conversation with Celia

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That's what I look like before Pilates too 😌

-Christ before Pilate-

ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon these wretched things *points to resume*

You cannot quit the Archives even if there's an apocalypse and you die and get exported to another universe. You still gotta read statements.

✨job security✨

Sounds so real. Are we sure it's not real?

Literal fever dream left me with only the phrase "Buffy The Vampire Slayer vampire HOA episode" echoing in my head

Wilding out Celia theory:

- There's two Celias

- One from this universe, one from TMA

- They share a body

- When Celia wakes up after sleepwalking, that's the Celia of TMAGP

- When Celia's at the OIAR, that's the Celia of TMA

- one of them"s a baddie

*tinfoil noises*

- TMA Celia has become an avatar of the stranger