Kirbtober Day 28 - Final Boss

SURPRISE F**KERS

I WAITED UNTIL BEFORE I WENT TO BED TO REBLOG THIS

I need to remember to post these countdown images each day >:(

LOLBIT

BHABJHAFBVAUHHAVFUAIF!!!!

HAHAHAHAA!!! You looked so scared!... What? You weren't?! (groans) Fine. Guess I'll have to sneak a pop-up ad into your device next time.

Anywho, if you're livin' under a rock and don't know who I am, I'm Lolbit - aka the fox on your screen who just hacked into your keyboard to type this. And yes, I do look almost identical to my snooty, girly twin Funtime Foxy. But there's a difference - she likes dress-up and playing up the dramatics. That's not my taste; I like to troll with others and keep myself hidden in the darker corners of the Pizzaplex.

Speaking of, I'm the Pizzaplex's resident technician who's built to handle all the machines around here. But that's BOOOOOORIIIIIIIIING! I don't wanna waste my life sitting in one room and being forced to serve as maintenance for a bunch of faulty devices! So what do I do? I just plaster my face on their screens when they least expect it! AND they have to type LOL to make me go away! Hahahahahahaha!!

Ooh, boy, that was fun to talk about me. Now here's more about me! In third-person form!

Pros

Clever: She's cunning, scheming, and knows the ins and outs of every machine in the Pizzaplex. But just because she's a cunning trickster doesn't make her evil. She just likes to act like a teen stuck in an adult's body.

Laid-back: She's actually quite friendly and chill once you've met with her. She rarely gets mad, offers up free deals at the push of a button, and even offers to fix something for you if she's in a really good mood.

Elusive: Part of being a womanchild technician means never leaving your post. Thus, this allows her to stay hidden from the rest of the animatronics and the customers of the Pizzaplex, only communicating via a pop-up on their screens.

Cons

Laziness: Her dorm in the technician's room of the Pizzaplex is littered with pizza boxes, soda cans, and many, many used napkins - it's honestly a miracle barely any roaches managed to sneak into the room. Other than that, she rarely ever leaves her room, making her an outcast in the Pizzaplex.

Chaotic neutrality: One minute she's your buddy, and the next, she's trolling you on your screen and blocking your vision. Thanks to that, she's had an awkward reputation among those she considers "friends". However, she's not good or evil. She's just really childish and sneaky.

Welp... (stretches) It was fun meeting with ya. Hey, can we stay and chat about food, all this chatter about myself got me hungry. Wait, sis, what are you doing?! Hey! Stop clicking my ears! No no no, stop typing the forbidden word or I'll-- (blip)

Ennard!

He's the creature that lurks in the vents and the one who's gobbling up all your trash... Ennard.

Born from the disheveled endoskeletons of the Funtime animatronics, Ennard made an oath to himself that he would never harm a single kid ever again, fighting back against his malicious programming. Don't let his monstrous appearance scare you; he's actually very friendly. It's just that years of having to kill kids as four separate robots and living in the shadows has worn him down. Living in an alleyway along with his best friends, Ennard is usually found crawling through the vents and looking for trash (food - they have poor standards), or going out on the town, hiding his identity behind a large cloak. And if you dare ask him about his mechanical limbs, expect his answer to be a cold, raspy "It's a costume."

Pros:

Voice imitation: As you may already know, he's a giant fusion of all the Funtime animatronics, which makes changing voices on the fly very easy. He can go from his normal raspy tone to the elegant French accent of Ballora, the loud-mouthed Funtime Freddy, or the soft-spoken politeness of Circus Baby (his step-sister, I suppose).

Prehensile tentacles: Those four tentacles on his back are often used as extra hands. Unfortunately, these are only handy (pun not intended) in the alleyway where he lives; out on the streets, they're constricted to his back to avoid scaring people.

Multiple eyes: Ennard only has one eye in one of his sockets, which is Baby's. The other four (Ballora, Foxy, Freddy, and Bon Bon) are all held up by his tentacles, which serve as back-ups in case his main eye gets blinded. Oh yeah, and each of them are sentient, and they move on their own accord.

Agility: You wouldn't expect it from the guy with a limp, but he's surprisingly nimble when sneaking through the vents. It's one of the reasons why he's so stealthy when harvesting trash/food for his friends.

Persuasiveness: Ennard's a pretty soft-spoken, reasonable guy. He'll actually help when he has a good reason to, and even though he sounds like he's trying to take control of the conversation, he's really just trying to lay down an argument on top of you.

Omnivorous: Being made of metal, Ennard can eat both solid food and trash. He usually goes for trash, as it feels better than real dishes.

Cons:

Control freak: Ennard really likes the feeling of control and always seizes the opportunity to take the lead and guide his friends, even when they clearly can do it themselves.

Emotionally drained: Originally being four murder-programmed animatronics can be pretty bad for your emotional state. Ennard keeps a savvy, stoic and calm tone 90% of the time, usually responding to the crap that happens to him with an annoyed sigh. Ex: Scrap Baby and Molten Freddy have made out behind the dumpster at least ten times now, and he's just sick of it. Even calling him spaghetti will do nothing but force him to give you a kick for your troubles.

Terrifying: At least, unintentionally. At 5.6ft tall, Ennard has a bad reputation in the outside world for being a creepy, clown-like monster with a disturbing voice, a wired body, and an unnerving limping walk.

Lonely: Aside from Scrap Baby and Molten Freddy, all Ennard really wants to do is to have a real human friend. He just finds the concept hard to understand, as the only real human he had a connection with was Michael Afton. But even then, it was part of his plan to escape Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rental.

Happy Thanksgiving from Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex!

Uh... chicken, anyone?

Planet Robobot is 8 years old! Happy birthday, Susie! And to celebrate, I made two wonderfully heartwarming and heartbreaking pieces of art that really shows off two sides of the same coin.

"Truly, they were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force" ahh 😭😭😭

"And it truly was… Deluxe"

2 days until we open zine applications on the 25th!

Drawn by @tea-lol-here

Kirbtober Day 15 - Cutscene Redraw

A little redraw of the cutscene of Daroach being possessed in Kirby Squeak Squad (with my redesigns, of course :]).

I tried to include shading, but my phone was not having it, my drawing app crashed at least once, and it was super laggy, so I just gave up and posted it without the shading. I think I might leave the shading to the drawings I make on my laptop to make things easier.

Marx vs. Susie

Repost if you like this headcanon!