He's Free Now

Baba is correct, this image is a fabrication.

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

Mr Sterling, opinion on gummy bears?

The Gummy Bear; The humble German sweet, likely one older than any of you watching. This gelatine ursid, whose origin is much darker than you would think, are quite the delightful treat.

My conduct this year landed me on Santa Claus's fabled and controversial "Kill-at-all-Costs" List. Turns out the reason the big man and his people don't exercise that option more often is that they really aren't good at following through on it. Well outside their core competency. He's delegated to the elves, and they've got this ingrained assembly-line mindset that doesn't translate at all to the adaptable and fluid mindset needed for siege breaking. They just haven't adjusted their playbook at all from when they're doing rote deliveries. Armed Elves have been rappelling down my chimney one at a time into the roaring fire I've kept going nonstop for the last week. They haven't even thought to try my front door yet. Whole house smells like peppermint, which it turns out is what burnt elf meat smells like. Thought I was being super clever putting cyanide-laced almond milk out with the cookies as a last line of defense, but none of them have made it even the scant few feet to the side table where that's sitting. At the rate things are going the real danger is that I'm gonna forget what I did with that and accidentally drink it myself while I'm watching the show

I want you to know that as I’m scrolling my feed and one of your posts pop up I get jumpscared every time, as I only followed you recently and my brain autocompletes looking at your profile pic and confuses it with the now defunct (and can get fucked) neil gaiman.

I unfollowed him after all the allegations and every time one of your posts pops up my brain flips out thinking, “I thought i blocked this bitch.”

But then I realize it’s just my beloved mr serling

Unlike Neil Gaimen I have never sexually assaulted people.

>grandma baking cookies

>smells really good

>wait forever for them to be done imagining how delicious theyll be

>one hour later finally ready

>take bite

>cinnamon sweet with a delightful unexpected crunch

>"these are great grandma what kind of cookies are these"

>Theyre wasp surprise

Spirit animals are not an idea to be tossed around lightly. Same can be said for w*ndigos and tarot. One person's culture is not another's gimmick.

you're white. you don't have a Spirit animal. you have a fursona.

File this case under T, for transgender

“Imagine you were a girl, forced to live in a male body? And if you tried to change your body, a lot of powerful people would get really mad about it, and actively try to stop you? Wouldn’t that be fucked up? Wouldn’t that suck? Hi I’m Rod Sterling. Tonight we’ll experience the existential horror of:

- The Trans Woman”