...Do I Even Need To Say Anything? I Think This Speaks Well For Itself (and Hears Even Better)

My conduct this year landed me on Santa Claus's fabled and controversial "Kill-at-all-Costs" List. Turns out the reason the big man and his people don't exercise that option more often is that they really aren't good at following through on it. Well outside their core competency. He's delegated to the elves, and they've got this ingrained assembly-line mindset that doesn't translate at all to the adaptable and fluid mindset needed for siege breaking. They just haven't adjusted their playbook at all from when they're doing rote deliveries. Armed Elves have been rappelling down my chimney one at a time into the roaring fire I've kept going nonstop for the last week. They haven't even thought to try my front door yet. Whole house smells like peppermint, which it turns out is what burnt elf meat smells like. Thought I was being super clever putting cyanide-laced almond milk out with the cookies as a last line of defense, but none of them have made it even the scant few feet to the side table where that's sitting. At the rate things are going the real danger is that I'm gonna forget what I did with that and accidentally drink it myself while I'm watching the show

The Twilight Zone - Season 3 Episode 10 (1961) “The Midnight Sun”

"In the ruins of civilization, a commonplace act of violence- robbery and murder. But for this mail courier, a bullet is the beginning of the story, not the end. Courier Six still has one last delivery to make, to the last city on earth. She knows it as New Vegas. You and I know it...as the twilight zone."

Is the Digital World from Digimon accessible through the Twilight Zone Mr. Serling?

In theory, in some areas of The Twilight Zone, it is.

Ever written your name in wet cement?

Never my name, no.

Ever gone mountain biking?

Never biking, but hiking.

rod what are you doing on tumblr

The same thing that you are likely doing here. Enjoying an archive of humanity, one updated daily by its denizens. And to talk directly to viewers like you, in a manner unprecedented in my time. -R.S.

And this... is The Twilight Zone.

I'm girl ?

Even been a-wondering by a cool blue sky?

Every chance I get.