Hello Mr. Serling.

I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.

Mr serling im so sorry i misspelled you name twice autocorrect decided it wanted to fix that but not the k in zone please dont reveal ive been stuck in the twillight zone all my life

You are but an observer, traveling through, never lingering

But if you ever come across anything strange, something that cannot be explained by rational thought, perhaps you have found yourself now a permanent resident of... The Twilight Zone.

Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

Anything capable of Change is worth Saving, I think.

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

A classic.

Imagine if you will a big and large dog. Your not making it big enough in your mind. Okay now it's good. Picture its favorite food is berries and salmon. You want to pet it, don't you? Well don't. What you've just invented is a bear. And you're under arrest for inventing the bear.

Some mental wellness Talking Heads

At work there used to be a sign on a few things that would say like "if this bubbles, run for your life" and "if you hear thumping run for cover" and "bears can and will kill you" and really in general I wish the park service was more willing to say "you are not at home, you are not at disneyland, you can die here and you can die so badly your family will have to bury an empty casket because no one will risk their own life to collect your idiot corpse."

This is actually what Heaven and Hell look like. We are a files on a computer that is actively shutting down, while God frantically calls IT

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

It's 9 pm. at night. not the morning. I may be stupid.

Mod Serling Here! My computer claims that I made posts for Rod Serling 4 hours ago, and I remember doing so, but I was also asleep 4 hours ago??

She's a Terror on my Tower till I... Twilight Zone.