I Am Told This Meme Is Two Years Old And Smaug Has Since Slipped Down To #19.

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redrawing another screenshot because it's good practice and because I'm a merthur whore let's be honest

Noel: Mischa kissed me!

Penny: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Noel: It was unbelievable!

Penny: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Ocean: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Penny, get the wine and unplug the phone. Noel, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Noel: Oh, it ended very well.

Penny: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Ocean: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Noel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Ocean: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?

Noel: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Penny and Ocean: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Mischa eating pizza in his house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Ricky: Tongue?

Mischa: Yeah.

Constance: Cool.

new mixed drink! i call it The Sludge

List of answers to “so why are you avoiding me?”

“Because every time I see you, all I can think about is kissing you and I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel about that.”

“Because I think I might like you and that thought in and of itself terrifies me.”

“Because you’ve got me feeling some type of way and I really, really hate it and I wish that feeling would just leave me alone.”

“Because I feel like I can’t be myself around you anymore.”

“Because I don’t want to do anything I’d end up regretting because I couldn’t control myself…”

“Because I don’t want to say something I’m gonna regret.”

“Because you drive me fucking insane.”

“Because I’m worried I might end up committing murder if I keep hanging around you.” 

“I’m not avoiding you. Who says I’m avoiding you?” 

“You’re the one avoiding me.” 

“Because I feel like you like me and that makes me uncomfortable.” 

“I wouldn’t be here entertaining you if I was avoiding you.”

I love them

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some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings

things i see in steddie fics that i absolutely adore

1. tommy/other jocks having a crush on steve and being super protective as a result but steve thinks they’re just being good friends

2. eddie flirting shamelessly until steve starts flirting back and then he shuts down because steve is supposed to be straight

3. steve’s big empty house and his asshole parents

4. dustin and the rest of the party calling them mom and dad unironically

5. dustin being the favorite son

6. robin tearing out her hair trying to push them together

7. eddie walking into a pole when he sees steve in his scoops uniform

8. hopper/joyce immediately connecting the dots

9. “i like eddie, but he’s a guy” “okay, you can like boys and girls. it’s called being bisexual” *steve.exe shuts down*

10. wayne: did you ask him out yet? no?? fine. gimme five minutes to talk to him, i’ll have you two married by this afternoon

11. also wayne, rolling up his sleeves: time to bring this harrington boy into the family

12. argyle, high as a kite: you mean they’re not together?

13. vampire eddie trusting steve before anyone else

Same, It's a miracle I'm not dead yet lol

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