“youre A Danger To Yourself” Ok Apparently We Can’t Have Hobbies Now

my dash rn is just . 🥰

"Alpha Male" brand podcast with these guys.

gang my 2025 is off to a HORRIBLE start

collage I made above my desk

If I can’t have that I’ll have a glass of botulinum toxin

Best believe these two find each other in royal balls just to spin wildly around

I wonder who's hiding under that comically long hounskull- Oh my gar.

Decided to probably name them Edgar. Need my silly pun names.

They should invent a new kind of Being Alive where it's not painful and it doesn't hurt constantly and actually feels worth it and you're happy for more than a few hours at a time

been watching kitchen nightmares

keychain idea /joke