Gem Of An Ad

my friend has a board game from 1986 called Therapy

and it’s whole thing is it’s supposedly based on scientific studies/data and even has sources cited on cards. but you know. it’s a board game about psychology from the 80s. so you get shit like this:

shuffling my tangled & shucked playlist and forgetting about the shucked because it's played like 10 tangled songs in a row and suddenly i'm jumpscared by a 6 minute long song literally just about how much these people love eating corn

i can drauw whatevar i want bc it make me happy

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT

This is the fucking reason for my disorder

keychain idea /joke

no prompt just from an unnecessary session

hugo: i try to avoid using public bathrooms as much as humanly possible but if i absolutely have to i’ll pick whichever one is cleaner and if anyone tries to question me i just scream “IM GONNA THROW UP” as loud as possible and they literally jump like 6 feet out of the way

varian, trying to be nice: you know i really admire how you have clearly never experienced any form of social anxiety in your entire life

POV: me doing an hour of self care after doing 23 hours of self destruction 🎀