Because He Is Stupid And Probably Eats Cabbage

They should invent a new kind of Being Alive where it's not painful and it doesn't hurt constantly and actually feels worth it and you're happy for more than a few hours at a time

little practice

ALHAMDULILLAH THE WORLD IS HEALING!!! THEY WONT BE MAKING AN AWFUL LIVE ACTUON OF MY FAVOURITE DISNEY MOVIE!!!

bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this

my dash rn is just . 🥰

Big fan of Varian just spiralling out in fics

guys guys lemme ramble a bit here ok-

so the past few days I've been thinking nonstop about Hugo's metal arm guards around his forearms and how I think he'd use them defensively in close range fights. They're honestly probably my favorite part of his design I love them so much I can definitely imagine a scenario where the gang gets caught in a scuffle with large thugs and he uses the arm guards to block attacks from their swords/daggers etc...

Him using them to deflect the blow and throw off the attackers aim before whipping around and hitting them back just seems so cool to me hdjfskdfs

The Umbrella Academy // Dancing

people will try to tell you that hugo is the one with a better fashion sense or a decent self care routine or that he’d ever serve cunt meanwhile he’s wearing the ye olden equivalent of a camo jacket and cargo pants his hair looks like he takes men’s 13 in 1 to it once weekly he looks like he says sunscreen is for pussies but he’s pasty white and burns in 15 minutes he looks like my cousins trucker ex boyfriend which is hot in theory but one time he told me i looked like a slut because i wore a v neck tshirt im sorry but tgats a blonde man you are giving him too much credit varian likes him because he has bad taste and hes not right in the head not cuz there’s something to like