attention to all dashcon attendees
someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag
stay out of the ballpit
told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.
FATHER AND DAUGHTER *screaming *sobbing *on the ground
Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again
This will get old soon I'm sure but there's so many good re-uploaded posts on Pinterest that I want to re-re-upload back to their home website
what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.
I know that this might come as a shock, but the reveal trailer is actually the first time we've been explicitly told in-universe that Pokey was responsible for the apotheosis in TGWDLM. Before this, it was just conveyed through very, very strong implications.
And now we have a FULL ASS POKEY METEOR.
Few things I just wanted to remind people:
Max having an actual crush on Grace doesn't mean what he did wasn't sexual harrassment
Grace being sexually/physically attracted to Max doesn't mean she actually wanted to have sex with him, she made it very clear she didn't because of her religious values, and even if you don't agree with those values it's still a valid reason
Grace sacrificing her chastity to get rid of Max was not a cute ship moment. It was not her getting what she wanted. It was quite literally the opposite, confirmed by the fact that the sacrifice worked.
I swear, I know a lot of holyghost shippers are chill, but some of them make me really not like that ship.
"Workin' Boys" is quite vocal about Grace and Ted mirroring each other somewhat (both believing the show to be about prostitution, Ted being dead and Grace being a murderer by the end) and while many have already pointed out that they're both "doomed by the narrative" (Ted always dies, Grace always ends up the villain) I don't think we've talked about the fact that the way they're doomed are exact opposites of each other.
Ted always dies because he makes a (sometimes) selfish decision. He runs away in TGWDLM, he tries to take back Jenny in "Time Bastard", he gets up to leave in "Workin' Boys".
Grace always lives because she is forced to act selflessly by giving up her innocence. She has to let Boy Jerry and Girl Jeri get murdered to save Steph and Pete, she has to give up her chastity to save the world from Max, she has to shoot Hidgens to protect anyone else in the theatre.
Ted is a bastard who barely cares about what his actions are like in the minds of others. He always dies because of his bad decisions.
Grace is utterly devoted to a higher power and so desperately wants to be "good". It's never her choice to become evil, it's up to fate.
Big on Legends of Avantris, Starkid and Smosh so there's gonna be a lot of that
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