Ill Never Forget How Funny This Is

“A couple of years ago Seth asked me how he and Scott could ever pay us back. ‘Boy,’ I said, ‘I’m not keeping a running tab. If I die right now, you’ve paid me back. Every time I see someone out in the audience that really listens to you, it pays me back.“

Jim Avett (via downwiththeavettbros)

I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him

Every road to Los Angeles

Is this Mac demarco

I do not understand this “male privilege" bullshit.

What. Fucking. Privileges. Do. Men. Have.???????

Name them. I swear, I challenge you to name these “male privileges" and be able to prove them. 

Come on, I fucking dare you. 

Name them!

Fugazi live the Washington Monument 1993

Born Under a Bad Sign - Albert King (Born Under a Bad Sign, 1967)

people who say they don’t like to read guess what you’re reading now idiot