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“Todd why is the office flooded?”

“Aesthetic.”

hey dude, I hate everything you do, but I’m trying really hard to not hate you

I want to be best friends with this dude

Time for a Social Experiment!

Reblog and tag this with what comes to mind when you read this phrase:

Hey now

is there anything better than driving way too fast on a back road with no place to go, with the windows down, watching the sunset, feeling the warm breeze, and listening to your favorite song as loud as your speakers will go? …there can’t be.

friend: hey you wanna go to jimmy johns?  me, an intellectual: i would love to have a meal at james johnathans

Born Under a Bad Sign - Albert King (Born Under a Bad Sign, 1967)

Those stupid muscles

why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.

I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!