A Guide To Worship Of Hermes - Cheat Sheets

Monster Falls!!

Dipper is a Cervitaur and Mabel is a Centaur

Pacifica is a Unitaur and Wendy's a werewolf

Ford is a Griffon

Stan is a Manticore

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Hermes being Tele's wingman while he is in Pylos is so funny to me

also yes, he did just change his hair color to orange just because he said that gingers are the prettiest

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Children of Hermes

Children of Hermes are made of pure wits and humor, they are people's people, always on the go and living their lives to their fullest. They are also friendly people, people’s people, and they have the ability to be able to fit in with anyone, any group of people with ease. Master networkers and fun-loving people by nature. They love to attend a good party and to throw a good party. Their lives are the definition of work hard play hard.

Below are the gifts and challenges of the Children of Hermes.

Gifts:

1. Natural networkers and extremely good talkers, they tend to know exactly what to say and what not to say in any given situation

2. A lot of the Hermes’ sons are lovely short kings (depending on what is considered short for people of their ethnicity)

3. They are gifted with intellect and the strong value for hard work, they tend to get ahead in life with the combination of those two qualities

4. They are usually the top earners in their industry

5. Gifted gamers

6. Extremely good talkers if I haven't emphasized that already

7. Extremely gifted in learning foreign languages (have no problem becoming fluent in 6-7 languages)

8. Learns faster than other people their age

9. Extremely good at conveying their emotions through words

10. Gifted with the ability to adapt into any culture with ease

11. Very, VERY good businessmen

12. They can talk themselves in and out of anything

13. Great teachers that get to the point in a fast and straightforward way

14. Multi-talented and very gifted in multiple fields

15. Blessed with talented and/or very supportive parents

Common Themes Among Children of Hermes

1. They are forced to help out their family with business-related matters starting from a young age

2. Their parents expose them to the risks and gains of running a business starting from a young age

3. Realists

4. Extremely hard workers that will put in any amount of work to harbor the result they want in life

5. Go-getters

6. Very-likeable in a social setting

7. They rarely ever open up to people emotionally

8. Can be clingy to their closest friends

9. They are strict with themselves and others

10. They have high-standards regarding their quality of work

11. Affinity towards opening up their own business

12. They usually get along with their family very well

13. They have a lot of options when it comes to romantic love but they struggle to settle with one person

14. They usually travel a lot for work or wants to work overseas

15. They understand the value of every $$$

16. They are either generous or very obviously stingy to their friends

17. They make friends in a new setting very quickly

18. They don't mind befriending the person no one else wants to talk to

19. They want everyone to get along with each other because they are always trying to get along well with people around them

20. Calculative by nature

21. Usually have prominent sidereal Virgo and/or sidereal Gemini placements in their astrology chart, or they have Mercury Atmakaraka

22. People who have a stronger spirit guide or guardian deity of a non-Greek origin tend to be adopted by Hermes

Challenges Faced by Children of Hermes

1. They are often pushed to work to the point where they don't get enough sleep and suffer badly from health/mental health issues

2. Very picky by nature

3. Sometimes they are not honest enough with people closest to them because they don't want to see the other person unhappy because of what they said

4. Dishonesty stemmed from people-pleasing tendencies

5. Over-calculative to make up for a deep sense of instability if they had financial trauma

6. Overly-talkative

7. Unable to give emotional support because they don't know how to be there emotionally for themselves

8. Over-rationalization of their emotions

9. Avoidance of their own emotions by burying themselves with work

10. Prone to cheating because they don't want to have the difficult conversations with their partner

11. Immaturity that stemmed from the avoidance of their own emotions

12. Not the most gifted people when it comes to height

13. Inability to settle down with one partner even if they do want monogamy deep down

14. Flighty and indecisive

15. Bottling all their struggles inside of them and cope in extremely unhealthy ways

16. Sometimes they want to get along with everyone so badly they end up keeping some really bad friends around them

17. Lying about their situation and it becomes a regular habit of theirs for them to get what they want

18. Gets bored easily

I hope this helped you understand the children of this fun, witty, kind, and loving trickster god a bit better. Feel free to shoot me a question anytime.

Disclaimer: Everything written above stemmed from my own observations, I'm not claiming to be 100% accurate on everything









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