the witcher 4 discourse is extremely funny in all its uselessness to me tbh because "They made witcher woke wah wah" bitch have you forgotten about openly bisexual ciri? openly lesbian philippa eilhart? the gay woodsman in white orchard? the drag queen in novigrad? the heavily insinuated pansexual dandelion? geralt standing up for minorities time and again? his seething hatred for the priests of the eternal fire? geralt himself saying again and again that he is different too and that he understands the struggle? the people literally calling him slurs in the streets?? and I could go on
Brother's Keeper ⚔🔥
Cirilla
Geralt of Rivia. fanart by me.
Maciej subplot: Aw man :( I really like Aniela but she would never want to be with a poor peasant like me.
Jan Paweł subplot: Aniela help I think I just sold Stanisłav to One Direction.
Jakub and Bogdan subplot:
It's very funny that Netflix confirmed season 3 of "1670" on April Fool's Day so most news sites had to write in the headlines THIS IS NOT A JOKE
When they say "what" for the fifth time after I get done explaining everything in exact detail for 5 minutes
Nah this is wild but I can imagine Jakub asking that from Geralt
Now I'm thinking we really need it!
Imagine Geralt coming to Adamczycha.
Geralt: Hey peasants, do you have any quests for me? Any monsters to kill?
And Jakub be like: Yeah, the members of a touring theatre troupe.
RAHHHHHH I LOVE TRAP 2024