Okay But Wtf Even Is Mayo? That Shit Tastes Ass

Okay but wtf even is mayo? That shit tastes ass

(Ignore the fact I accidentally reblog on my side blog, that didn't happen)

I desperately want to send you a link to a therapist but is that even considered socially acceptable?

I HAVE A THERAPIST FUCKTARD

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11 months ago

Full design for 524522 Zoozve as a cat might try making human designs for them, but idk.

Full Design For 524522 Zoozve As A Cat Might Try Making Human Designs For Them, But Idk.

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7 months ago

I accidentally drew most of my murderous cats before, so have Rosedancer's best friend and fellow mass murduring medicine cat

I Accidentally Drew Most Of My Murderous Cats Before, So Have Rosedancer's Best Friend And Fellow Mass

Link to the og

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I Accidentally Drew Most Of My Murderous Cats Before, So Have Rosedancer's Best Friend And Fellow Mass

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6 months ago

Redesigned of my girly Clementine

Redesigned Of My Girly Clementine

Made her a cat instead


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1 month ago

JOHNSON FUCKING GALLAGHER

And you created cylinder and the obese sooooooooo. Shep please don't punt my ass

I Wish For You To Die A Painful Death During Which You Gain Fake Nails Which Shall Be Painfully Ripped

I wish for you to die a painful death during which you gain fake nails which shall be painfully ripped off

/lh (kinda) (do i need to lable this cause of your freaky ahh?)

6 months ago

Finally decided to design the humanised forms of the main celestial bodies in my oc story.

Finally Decided To Design The Humanised Forms Of The Main Celestial Bodies In My Oc Story.

Lore undercut

Gaius is one of the smallest planets in his planetary system, despite being a fairly large gas giant due to his eccentric orbit. There aren't any proper rocky planets in his system because of this. Gaius is energetic and very competitive, willing to do almost anything to secure victory in even the smallest of games

He has two moons, Octavius and Decimus, both being large enough to have a stable orbit around the star if they weren't caught up in Gaius's orbit.

Finally Decided To Design The Humanised Forms Of The Main Celestial Bodies In My Oc Story.

Octavius (left) is the larger of the two. He's a lot calmer and more reserved than Decimus. Octavius would have had a good chance of having life if he wasn't Gaius's moon. He was originally a double planet, sharing his orbit with another planet called Aurelia. He doesn't remember much if past and hed rather keep it that way. He's aware of what his planet did. He knows the details

Decimus (right), on the other hand, is much more active in her social life. Decimus origin is currently unknown but was likely another captured planet. All she remembers is that Octavius saved her from becoming rings


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9 months ago

Halfway through the first out of two grids for Morassclan.

Halfway Through The First Out Of Two Grids For Morassclan.

Middle left: HornetBreeze

Hornetbreeze is a thin, chocolate brown classic tabby shecat with light blue eyes and an unusually long tail. She is the mother of Yarrowpaw, Irispaw, Lilypaw, and Azaleapaw. She used to be a loner named Hornet but joined after her only companion died from a monster attack. When she was still new to the clan, she had a quick fling with a tom from ReservoirClan, who fathered her four kits. She was protective of her kits and grew close to Sizzlestrike. When her only son ,Yarrowpaw, became the healer's apprentice, she was horrified. Sizzlestrike had told her not to trust her sister and the leader, later explaining what they did. Overall, she is very suspicious of the higher-ups in the clan and wants to leave but can't leave her kits. I don't have much on her atm, so that's it for her.

Middle middle: SizzleStrike

Sizzlestrike is a red and cream shecat who was born with two legs. She is the only remaining sibling of Rosedancer in the clan. Like her littermate, not much is known about her childhood.

She knows what her sister is up to and is trying to tell any new cats in the clan about it, but she has to be careful or else she'd be killed. She hopes to eventually led a paw in removing Rosedancer and Tidalstar from the clan but knows it would take a lot of younger, stronger, and loyal cats to do so. She has been keeping her eyes open, and her ears clear for any cat that many be able to help them, and now her eyes gave shifted to a younger kit in the clan who questions everything and the barn cats.

Sorry, it's so short compared to the last two!


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8 months ago

Aww, look at my babies. They're playing

They're totally not trying to kill each

Aww, Look At My Babies. They're Playing

Their beef is real


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8 months ago

My second blanet, Eros, love this dude

My Second Blanet, Eros, Love This Dude

Fun facts

• Probably needs therapy but his moons desperately need a therapist more so- The moons names (from largest to smallest) Lyssa, Oizys, Metis, Phthonos, Hybris, Apasmara, Koalemos, Hephaestus, Phonoi, Hestia and Horme

• Spends like a lot of time reading or just being petty

• Eros is very sensitive to even the slightest tempture change

My friend said Aether looks shed be like Mabel from gravity falls, and Eros would be the annoyed realist, never watched the show so I cannot confirm nor deny this dynamic (yes @inabottle1 this is a you mention)


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10 months ago

Another little solarballs rant over smth ridiculous.

I hate when people do make a past solarballs thing, and they make mecury smaller than the rest and orbit where it does now when (some) planetary scientists it could have been around the size of earth and formed much further out, which explains why it's core is 85% of its radius.

I know it might not be true and is really nitpicky but it just makes sense and I get so annoyed over it

Another Little Solarballs Rant Over Smth Ridiculous.

Had to look it up to make sure I wasn't making it up, first result


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8 months ago

Decided to join the tumble stellar system thingy :) I was gonna add little doubles of my blanetsona and her moons, but these two drawings already took me 2 days.

Idea by @finligz and some others I think

Why is blue? Uhhhh- ATMOSPHERE, nah, I just really like Blueish colours. But yes, atmosphere

Decided To Join The Tumble Stellar System Thingy :) I Was Gonna Add Little Doubles Of My Blanetsona And

I tried so hard on this symbol that my dumbass nearly drew a dollar sign. It just looks like some dudes signature. It's meant to symbolize wind since I named her after the Greek god of Air cause one of my earliest ocs with lore was named Flight. Girly got a collision cause I was always running into shit and falling as a child.

Anyways, heres a drawing of her and her moons. They're based on my cats cause why not

Decided To Join The Tumble Stellar System Thingy :) I Was Gonna Add Little Doubles Of My Blanetsona And

Why is it so hard to translate cats into moons, especially my tabby and calico. Most of my calico-cat based moons markings things are on their back.


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