I'm Watching The Devil May Cry Anime With My Family And Dante Popped Up, My Dad Paused It And Went "Ichigo!?"

You're welcome cariño :]

Just remember- you've been the best partner I've had so far- and I've only had 4 including you- (my last one was manipulative, and honestly just heavily toxic-)

They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me.

I fucking hate shark weeks.

THERE WAS A FUCKING ICE CREAM TRUCK BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT WAS CUZ ALL I DID WAS HEAR IT SIFBAKBDADKADBKAB

Hey don't kill horses, what did they do to you :(

(Im joking btw, I know it's like a metaphor or sum :3)

Waiter!! Waiter!! One side of enough caffeine to kill a horse please <33

HAHAHAH- I SWEAR I DIDNT EVEN TRY TO

If you ever wanna get some really good sandwiches, there's a bakery down the street from my house :3 (which is also where I got my sandwich from)

Istg you’re stalking me /pos (just had a pb&j)

*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*