go to the mcdonald’s drive-thru and order one black coffee for yourself and nothing for the medieval christian poet that you’re guiding through hell
anyone else relate
the episode of derry girls where they're almost about to contact the vatican because they thought they saw a statue of saint mary crying but it was actually dog piss, but they keep up the lie because erin wants the priest to fall in love with her and michelle wants free pick 'n' mix. like who else is doing it like them I miss it so much
" We're looking for a white male, approximately mid to late 30s, between 5"6 to 6"2 "
" wheels up in 30 "
to you, it’s a shitty sentence. to some random bitch 500 miles away, it’s a fire line that’ll haunt them for the next 17 years.
you don’t know how impactful your writing is because it’s been in your brain for far too long now. you’ve stared at it for hours and repeated “this sucks” over and over again to the point that you killed your capacity to feel anything about your work.
but trust me, once you get your shit out there, someone’s gonna go over that paragraph you hate and go “jesus fucking christ” and put the book down to have an existential crisis.
I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird
Rule
#hadestown
something about foreshadowing being more prominent the second time around reading a story but in a way that the meaning is changed forever and you can never view a story the same as you once did before. do you know what i mean.