A Cute Witch And His Demon Boyfriend. 🥦💥

Happy Valentines ⋆˚✿˖° 💕

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

For the rest of our lives

Here is your mission.

I would like to understand why people don't like Bernard...

like, did he do something bad to be so hated? or do people just hate him because he's dating Tim now? It's kind of illogical to me, you know? It doesn't make that much sense. and the same people say he has no salt or personality, but they haven't even tried to evaluate the character before.

and Bernard is not bad, far from it. He is a great, understanding and supportive boyfriend to Tim. They are two weirdos together!!! and that is cool

so unless there is a real reason for him to be so hated. no one will ever make me hate him! Bernard is too iconic for me to hate him, I mean, the guy thinks Batman is a demigod-demogorgon and that's funny.

Bernard Dowd has grown on me like never before. Whether it's his canon character or the fan version of him, I love him, I just love him!

sketch

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

kissy kissy

Damn girl, go for the jugular

Inspo here