Catching Up To You

the funny thing about people hating jack and janet for literally no reason is that tim probably has a better relationship with his parents than most tumblr users have

reasons to have a child: 1. you can buy him books you want to read yourself

Tim and Izuku teaming up would have me in a chokehold.

Broke

Bad cold-business-woman mom, Janet Drake

Woke

Good history-nerd-and-archeologist-mom, Janet Drake

✨️BESPOKE✨️

Good archeologist-and history-nerd-ready-for-any-adventure-because-her-grandad-is-indiana-jones mom, Janet Drake

I think if given the opportunity Mitsuki would snap up the wonder duo for the fashion world

and I would thank her for it

through the ages 🍀

A bit of a cute baby Tim Drake idea:

Imagine Drake Industries has a meeting with Wayne Industries. Janet, who is actually a good mom (sue me, she is!) takes baby!Tim with her because she couldn't find anyone to babysit her 1 year old.

During the meeting, Tim gets fussy. But before she can politely step out to calm him down, Bruce smiles (a real one, because Bruce Wayne has a soft spot for babies) goes "here, let me help you." He helps calm down Tim, to the Drake pairs utter surprise.

During the rest of the meeting, Tim, now back in Janets arms, just stares at Bruce intensely. Like most babies do when they try to familiarize a face.

Tim doesn't remember this.

But Bruce certainly does.

(He even has pictures.)

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

For the rest of our lives