YG Can Suck A Dick.

also brave of aabria iyengar to assume that I am not also shamelessly thirsting after suvi with this art update

Historically inaccurate bi. Pretty accurate.

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

VERGE AND DEIDRE!!!

RAHHHH!!

First Day!

Today was my first day of Sophmore year of high school! It went pretty well, considering I got my schedule yesterday and I still don't have a locker. My first teacher has the distinct feeling of 'cool dad' with a slight lisp. The air conditioning was off for the whole school, so he told us if he has an asthma attack to call the office. I went to the wrong class twice before I got to my marketing class. In good news, my friend that was home schooled last year back! We sat together at lunch to catch up and I was late for my next class because of it. Still worth it!

And don't forget the costs for the baseball practice with Lou's* favorite therapist 😭

Yeah that's about what therapy costs these days

Lol 12:08 am post here

Taehyung: If you put "violently" in front of what your doing to describe your action, it makes it funnier.

Jungkook: Violently studies

Jin: Violently bakes

J-Hope: Violently trains

Yoongi: Violently murders people

Namjoon: Violently worries about the previous statement

Enjoy it before YG blocks it on YouTube! Quick!!