Let’s Be Honest For A Sec

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

Me in a nutshell,everybody!

People eating tide pods but won’t eat those stringy things on bananas.

I'm sorry, but can we just look at this?

Thank you

“Daisy Johnson is bisexual,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Chloe Bennet herself

Where’s my Doctor Who fanfiction of just the ponds, river and the doctor being forced to live with eahcother for an extended period of time and slowly driving each other insane while also growing closer?

And then Rory’s dad shows up and they realise they have to explain why the woman who looks 2x their age is calling them ‘mum’ and ‘dad’

(If you have any plz send mah way 👀)

Man I'm done with this "Land of the free" mess

How about...

Land of the Racists

THE headline of all headlines

I could imagine this so well😂😂

[Twice and Mamamoo meet]

Nayeon, arms wrapped around Jeongyeon: Oh you think you’re gayer than us?

Sana, arms wrapped around Dahyun: Well you aren’t.

Moonbyul, backed into a corner: Uh… okay?

Nayeon, kissing Jeongyeon: WE *kiss* ARE *kiss* THE *kiss* GAY *kiss* QUEENS!

Sana, kissing Dahyun: *kiss* BOW *kiss* BEFORE *kiss* US!

Momo, poking Hwasa’s thighs: Damn you thicc!

Hwasa, poking Momo’s abs: Damn you stacked!

Chaeyoung, dabbing in the corner with Wheein: I have finally found someone who matches my level of swag!

Tzuyu, playing video games with Mina in the next room: I’ve never liked beagles.

Solar, sipping tea: So what’s it like being the mom of eight girls?

Jihyo, fidgeting: I haven’t slept in six days, I’m running on thirteen five hour energies. This morning Jeongyeon ate the last bowl of cereal and I almost got shanked trying to stop Tzuyu from killing her. Dahyun thought it would be fun to fill our bathtub with ducks, I have no idea where she got them from. Chaeyoung stuck tampons up Momo’s nose while she was sleeping and she couldn’t breathe and almost died. Nayeon and Sana wouldn’t stop kissing the other girls and it turned into a fist fight. Would you like to adopt one or two or maybe eight of them?

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

Jonghyun: synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re gonna die

Taemin: my favorite is explaining the difference between a ‘butt dial’ and a ‘booty call’

Minho: it’s called connotations

Key: try this on for size: ‘Forgive me Father, for I have sinned’ or ‘Sorry Daddy, I’ve been naughty’

Onew: great news! language is now banned