Halo Lore Is So Fucking Funny To Me. All It Really Needed To Be Was 'youre John Halo And Youre A Badass

halo lore is so fucking funny to me. all it really needed to be was 'youre john halo and youre a badass space marine that doesnt afraid of anything' but instead youre a war orphan created by the space CIA to be a robo-pinkerton to put down galactic worker revolts, but luckily whole hordes of you were created right in time for the most evil alien empire to ever exist to make first contact with us by nuking a planet to glass

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Yeah I'm old enough to remember when every man on the planet idolized a chemically castrated, virginal momma's boy who took orders from women.

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This is what peak performance looks like.

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rip-mendicant-bias
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Doodled Some Cortanas! Hopefully I Can Draw More Halo Related Stuff This Week, I Still Have Some Requests

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rip-mendicant-bias
1 month ago

Me @ Linda-058

Combat Truly Has Evolved.
Combat Truly Has Evolved.
Combat Truly Has Evolved.

Combat truly has evolved.

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rip-mendicant-bias
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Female Brute Time

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She Stayed Behind.
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rip-mendicant-bias
2 months ago

i am a small dying animal can you draw rookie.please. rookie halo

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here you go small dying animal

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rip-mendicant-bias
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Happy Pride To These Two Specifically

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