Las Naves Que Marcaron Mi Vida.

Veta, directly to an officer: Sure thing Bro.

Kelly, literally trained and disciplined to military standards since she was 6 years old: *sighs deeply before having a personal conversation with god about why she got stuck in this meeting again because we all know she’s probably got deities on speed dial bc they can’t escape her*

Fred, ALSO trained and disciplined to military standards since he was 6 years old: *entirely unable to fathom how civilians just be like that sometimes*

Hunter from Halo: Combat Evolved

take my humble offering of various low-quality halo character textpost memes

Ferrets under the cut

and as a gift for @poisonheadcrabsalesman

Halo Take:

In Halo 4, Cortana should have become one with an Engineer to beat her rampancy. Chief could have had a tentacle gf that didn't become a galactic tyrant

This Bromeo content was surprisingly hard to make...! Please enjoy

Dead Space Dilemma meme (might be loud, I can't tell)

Thinking about 🎀 𝒽𝑒𝓇 🎀

(from Halo: Lone Wolf - Anne Toole, Kieren McKewon, JL Straw, Dan Jackson)

I'm excited to play Halo 2 later tonight because I get to see him... 💖

I dreamt this shitpost.