Rip-mendicant-bias - #1 Primordial Stan

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Wraith (the covenant tank) from Halo?

"𝘼𝙩 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮" - 𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘰 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦: 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯 𝘐𝘋 𝘔𝘦𝘯𝘶 𝘙𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 -

Remade in Blender and ClipStudio. All assets from The Halo Archive.

Veta, directly to an officer: Sure thing Bro.

Kelly, literally trained and disciplined to military standards since she was 6 years old: *sighs deeply before having a personal conversation with god about why she got stuck in this meeting again because we all know she’s probably got deities on speed dial bc they can’t escape her*

Fred, ALSO trained and disciplined to military standards since he was 6 years old: *entirely unable to fathom how civilians just be like that sometimes*

John-117 receives his first helmet

Halo is for lovers.

For your favorite ancient AI, alien lizard, or sentient worms ❤️

Pt 1:

Mickey: 😈😈😈 This day ain’t turnin out so bad after all! 😈😈😈

It don don me. I've never shared these

I dreamt this shitpost.

Halo + Kick-Ass Ladies