The Hargreeves Children’s Tragedy

actual footage of the hargreeves trying to teach their 58 year old brother to floss

Thanks for tagging me @tua-as-vines !! I love these!

Luther: stick around home longer than I should, just generally trying my best even though it doesn’t always work out, wear big clothes

Diego: love my mom, own a lot of black clothes, little fear of salmonella from raw eggs, petty

Allison: go to the library, critical of my friends sus boyfriends, always wants to go out to coffee with friends and fam, ambivert

Klaus: have trouble sleeping at night, own some weird clothes, sometimes a dick

Five: coffee, gremlin human, looks younger but acts older, likes math

Ben: tell my friends when they’re being dumb, just want to be happy despite life making that shit tough, like goofing off

Vanya: height, orchestra, willing to kill a man who turns out to be a dick, weak as shit without badass music powers

Tagging: @fifth-umbrella @ur-a-lizard-hairy @baseballtoby and whoever else wants in!

New Tag Game

(cause it’s 6 in the morning and i’m bored)

What things do you and the TUA siblings have in common? List the sibs and list the things beside them on what you and they have in common. 

Luther: have plants, is the “oldest”

Diego: temper tantrums, i like sharp things, a moron

Allison: nothing she’s a queen, i can’t compare myself to her

Klaus: gay,,,,,

Five: Coffee addiction *slurps*

Ben: blackhoodiesblackhoodiesblackhoodies

Vanya: short as fuck, also gayyyyyyy

tagging: @shut-your-loomp @pineipina @evelinaoffline @totallynotevan and @malecacidd 

have fun bitches!

So I have this S2 theory based on the twitter post today.

What if the commission slyly put up missing posters in the time the Hargreeves landed so people would actively look for them, without knowing the actual reasoning? It would be much easier to track them down. Field agents can only do so much and this also might be why they changed appearance? To avoid detection and the commission, as well as blend in.

What do you think would be the ideal endgame for each hargreeves?

The ideal endgame would go something like this: Luther: Sociable and having friends, other people he can actually talk to other than his family. I think that’s what he really and truly needs. It was something he never got to have and it was one of the things he spoke up about when he found out about the moon mission being all for nothing. I think he’d go out a lot more, maybe call some friends up and go out to eat, maybe see a movie, have bowling alley nights or hit the bar and have a few drinks RESPONSIBLY. Maybe even find a nice partner along the way and eventually settle down. He’d no longer look at himself as monstrous (but I also feel like maybe they can fix this along with everything else.) Diego: Maybe he wants to try again with joining the police force, not so much for himself but to honor Eudora and what she believed in. He still wants to help people, but now that he no longer has pent up bitterness and anger towards his family, he can think more clearly. He wants to do things the right way, or as right as they can be. I also think he’d be a lot more active with his family. Going to Vanya’s concerts with the family, spending more time with Luther because they were the ones with the most tension. Now that they’ve shed their numbers, they can be proper brothers instead of being at each other’s throats all the time. Hot take: If Eudora is alive somehow though, then I can see them possibly trying things again (but she made Diego promise to work on himself a bit too and so he does.) So the only difference is he joins the police academy not to honor her, but to respect her instead. Allison: She eventually works things out with Patrick and she can see her daughter Claire a lot more often. Things might still be rocky for awhile, but she tries. Allison also decides that being a movie star is no longer for her, seeing as it was built up on nothing but rumors. So she retires, then goes out to find a proper and honest job instead. Maybe she goes into the fashion industry or makeup or something, not really sure I feel like she’d wanna do a range of things.

Hot take: She goes into the police force with Diego to do detective work, because she has the experience, as we’ve seen her do when looking into Leonard’s background and tracking down her sister. I think these two would make a badass detective duo tbh. Klaus: No drugs, no vices. Helps other recovering addicts, helps the community a bit by doing volunteer work, even helps ghosts out now that he understands them better, and has work out time with Diego to get himself into a healthier routine. He’ll help Ben out at the library during volunteer work as well. Klaus also works part time at a coffee shop where can meet all kinds of people there. He even meets someone that he thinks might get along with Luther and so he hooks them up because he knows his brother needs to experience real love. Klaus has usually been right. Klaus also does little projects at home like starting his own make up line. He’s hoping he can turn it into a real business in the future. Five: I can see him become a tutor for kids who never really got proper education. Maybe even a teacher/professor. So instead of obsessing over equations for trying to save the world, or do something crazy like time travel, he can use it to help others find some kind of direction in their life. Hot take: As an off to the side job, he’d help take care of animals at the shelter. Ben: Alive again. He helps out at the local library, maybe as an assistant. He reads a whole lot. And this probably goes into my New Years resolutions I did around the end of last year, but I can see him doing a bit of traveling to other places and taking his siblings with him when he can, since he’s now able to. He’d be outside all the time too, at the park, just walking, seeing the sights. He stops by the coffee shop sometimes to see how Klaus is doing and asks him about the people he’s met. Ben is aiming to be a writer, so hearing about the different kinds of people really help him with ideas for books, as do the sights. Vanya: I see her becoming a therapist after everything she’s been through. She has enough experience to help those who feel alone and less than important. She makes friends more easily now, and maybe even has friend hang outs with Luther, where they and their friends all gather and be social and have fun. Something they’d both been missing all their lives. Vanya also spends a lot more time with her siblings in general and they go and see her concerts. She still tutors people in music, mainly the violin but after the whole “blowing up the moon” thing, she decides to learns a few other instruments as well, like the piano and acoustic guitar.

sassy ol mAN

The Hargreeves as my favorite FOB songs

Luther- Sugar We’re Going Down or The Kids Arent Alright

Diego- Grand Theft Autumn or A Little Less Sixteen Candles

Allison- Death Valley or Thnks fr th Mmrs

Klaus- I Dont Care or Hum Hallelujah or 20 Dollar Nose Bleed [i couldn’t choose sue me]

Five- Centuries or This Ain’t a Scene

Ben- Just One Yesterday [this was a hard one]

Vanya- What a Catch Donnie

The Hargreeves- Immortals

The Hargreeves as MCR songs

The Hargreeves as P!atd songs

So I kinda fell short on the tuapocalypse this March/April. Because of the recent tua S2 hype, though, I ended up finishing some of my drawings. Get ready for some very late tua posts this week

Ugh I love doing these.

Luther-In My Blood by Shawn Mendes; Home by Philip Phillips; Moving Forward by Colony House

Diego-Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz; Amsterdam by Imagine Dragons; Love Me Dead by Ludo; Unstoppable by The Score

Allison-A Million Voices by Polina Gagarina; We Get High by Ashe; Moral of the Story by Ashe

Five-I’m Born to Run by American Authors; Natural by Imagine Dragons; The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy; Ruler of Everything by Tally Hall

Please send me songs that remind you of Luther, Diego, Five, or Allison. I'm in the process of finishing a playlist and I need only a couple more.

Ben, Klaus, and Vanya's sets are complete.

benji benny and ben

Ben: Being dead is like being home alone when you’re a teenager. You can say whatever you want, whenever you want, because only one person can hear you and that’s just your annoying little brother

Ben: DICKS!

Ben: THE BIG BANG THEORY WAS A BORING TV SHOW!

Ben: I ONCE SPENT A WEEK EATING NOTHING BUT NACHO CHEESE!

Klaus: [exasperated sigh]