Minecraft Jumpscare! Philza Immediately Started Talking About War Possibilities With The New Ghast Update

"No." The King gawked. "No? Why? I am offering you the Hand of my daughter to slay the Dragon that roams the Lands! A man would kill for such an opportunity!" "Because I will not hurt an innocent animal that just follows his migratory pattern. And I am already married."

Update for Aphblr because I need to make everything about Garmau so I painted over my piece from yesterday

Might make this into a print sometime in the summer + rerun old prints that ppl rlly liked

Close ups here:

for @ravendarkwood ,

( @technoblade-gift-exchange ) hope you like it !

Twinsduo being terrifyingly efficient when apart and being absolute fucking idiots when together

dsmp tiktok bc i cannot possibly be more cringe

the blade!!! 🐷

AU with Phil and Kristin being a king and queen who consistently terrorize techno, their royal guard who is just trying TO DO HIS JOB and keep the rulers of the kingdom AWAY FROM DANGER

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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SOMEONE HAS BEATEN MINECRAFT IN UNDER A MINUTE

I REPEAT. SOMEONE HAS BEATEN MINECRAFT IN UNDER A MINUTE