Quick Drawing, Happy Birthday Phil

Philza posting as my first post lets fucking go

It's traditional for when two magic users get married, they swap the gems at the end of their staffs, and it's been six months yet none of the party has noticed the wizard's gem went from green to purple—the same color as the king's royal head sorceress.

"No." The King gawked. "No? Why? I am offering you the Hand of my daughter to slay the Dragon that roams the Lands! A man would kill for such an opportunity!" "Because I will not hurt an innocent animal that just follows his migratory pattern. And I am already married."

GUARDS! put them in the square

Twinsduo having unusual colored eyes…..

Freak of a men with his apples

dsmp tiktok bc i cannot possibly be more cringe