Who Needs A Supportive Dad When You Got Parental Voice Replay

Uh,,,,, Hewwo, hewwo? (´･ω･`) Uh, I wanted to record a message for u to help u get settled in on ur first night,, Um, I actually worked in that office b4 u,,,, I’m finishing up my last week now!!! (/w<\) So, I know it can be a bit scurry!!, but I’m here to tell u there’s nothin to worry about!!! Uh, you’ll do good!! d(=^･ω･^=)b So, let’s just focus on getting u thru ur first week. Okee? OwO

Uh,,,, lesse,(^._.^)ﾉ,,,, first there’s an intro greeting from the cumpany that I’m ‘sposed to read. Uhmmmm,,, it’s kind of a legal thing, y'know. Um, “Welcum 2 Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza!!  A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun cum 2 life ;3c . Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage 2 property or person!!!!(=ｘェｘ=) Upon discovering that booboos or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days! d(=^･ω･^=)b or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.V(=^･ω･^=)v” Blah blah blah,(⁎˃ᆺ˂) meow that might sound bad, I no!!!  but!! there’s really nothing 2 worry about. Uh,, the animatronic characters here do get a lil ‘random x3’ at night, but do I blame them? No!!! If I were forced 2 sing those same dummy songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? O////O I’d probably be  grumpy at night 2!! So remember, these characters hold super softy special place in the hearts of children, and we need to show them a lil respect, right? Okee UwU. (=｀ェ´=)/ So!! just be aware!! the characters do tend to wander a lil bit. Uh,,, they’re left in some kinda free roaming mode at nite oAo Uh,,, .Somethin bout their servos getting all sticky if they get turned off for too long >///> Uh, they used 2 be allowed 2 walk around during the day 2!!  But then there was The Nom of ‘87.Σ(;Φ ω Φ) Nya….. I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, y'no? Ummm,,,,(^･o･^)ﾉ” now concerning ur safety!!! the only real risk 2 you as a night guard here, if any,,,, is the fact that these characters, uhmmm,,,, if they happen to see you after hours probably won’t recognize you as a person (=^･ｪ･^=) They’ll most likely see u as a metal nyendoskeleton without its fursuit on!! (˵Φ ω Φ˵) Now since that’s naughty here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try 2,,,, forcefully stuff u in a Freddy Fazbear fursuit Σ(;Φ ω Φ)  Um,,,,,, now, that wouldn’t be so bad if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic cummies, especially around the face!! (=✖ᆽ✖=) So, u could imagine how having ur head forcefully stuffed inside one of those could cause ouchies,,,,,,,,,,,and death.(.=^・ェ・^=) Uh, the only parts of u that would likely see the light of day again would be ur eyeballs and teeth when they boop out the front of the mask!!! lawl. >w> nya, they don’t tell u these things when u sign up.(=✖ᆽ✖=) But hey!!! first day should be a breasy peezy!!!! I’ll poke u tomorrow >;3c Uhmm,,,,,, check those cameras, and remember 2 close the doors only if u rlly super gotta!!! Gotta conserve power. Okeey!! Nini!!!! UwU

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