Hey Everyone! I Made A "fun" "game" To Torture My Friends With! Which Is Weird Because Surely Everyone

sorry for mother fuckin

one final finger in his ass

was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself

this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

thinking about how funny the original concept of the sigma male was. ‘’Yeah, there’s another secret class of men even cooler than alphas. They’re cool because they don’t date girls and don’t have charisma or leadership qualities. That’s what I am”