Wii Bowling Be Like…

call me a guy who just caught a fish that's too small and abides by the local fishing regulations on minimum size limit

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

IN THE SANS COSTUME TRAILER, HE’S FIGHTING TWO VILLAGERS AND A PIRANHA PLANT

one villager uses the stick 

the other has a glowing blade 

the plant is yellow

celebrate this valentines day the way god intended! cannibalize your lover!

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

All cops are bastards pride edits. Don’t need to credit, but don’t claim as your own.

A companion piece to this 💖

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