This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.
quick drawing of my slimmi
Instructions:
A slimmi is a small creature the size of an adults hand. They come in several different shapes, sizes, and many many designs.
Each week, i will give a prompt and you must draw a slimmi that matches the prompt, with a matching name! slimmi guide
normal body - common, short neck - uncommon, long boi - rare
any/all colors allowed!
Body types -
Normal - common
Doll (stitched) - uncommon
Spotty - uncommon
Glass - rare!
toy - super rare
feathered - mutation
be sure it matches the main appearance, though you’re free to draw in your style!
SLIMMIS ARE FREE TO MAKE!! DO. NOT. SELL. THEM.
kobaloigender- a gender that is similar to feeling a goblin has when hoarding things, where whenever you see a name, pronoun, gender or anything of the like and must add it to your hoard. each new thing is like a shiny new item you need to keep.
reblog if vampires are valid and your blog is a vampire safe zone
So listen i have this book coming out in uhhh 10 days and I am Worried about it, because it is a Comedy, and comedy is really hard to market (why????? it's funny pirates, what's not to like??) even when it is, yanno, normal mainstream comedy.
It is even worse when it is Unhinged Comedy That's Mostly Going To Be Funny To People On Tumblr. (For example, the main character being a supreme gremlin made of 90% memes by weight (examples: carries around a bag that is never called anything but his "little rucksack"; has a near-verbatim "stick me legy out real far" moment; talks about his metaphorical "orphan gruel bowl" which is a direct reference to that one Oliver Twist gif) because those are funny to me personally.) Unhinged Tumblr Comedy is difficult because tumblr is not a platform where it is easy to market things to people, because we are generally violently anti-capitalist and LOATHE advertisements and reflexively resist being marketed to for most anything. I LOVE that about this website. Except for right now, because I have bills to pay and a cat to feed. So look, fellow tumblr gremlins, I am just trying to say that if your personal brand of comedy is laughing at the kind of jokes that could only be produced on this hell website, and:
you like pirates
you're queer and want to read more books by queer authors
you want your fictional queer characters to be a hell of a lot more Messy and Unhinged than they often are depicted as being
you're interested in seeing a love triangle (M/M/NB) that resolves into polyamory
you want books where the hottest character gets to makes Passionate Speeches about rebelling against oppressive institutional regimes like governments and organized religions
you believe that capitalism is the most oppressive institutional regime of them all
you think it's fun when two characters have been in a 15-year-long relationship where the vibes have been "We're Newly Divorced" nearly since day one
you believe that All Cops Are Bastards and want to know what to do when you get pulled over by the boat cops
you think the Great British Bake-Off would be improved with weaponry, ritualized bribery/coercion of judges, and elaborate shit-talk
then this book might be for you. Beneath the wall-to-wall hijinks, it is political and it is righteously angry and it is the funniest thing I have ever written (which is saying something, because I have written some funny shit). It's called RUNNING CLOSE TO THE WIND. Here's a picture of it.
If all that sounds cool, you can read a review of it here and the first chapter of it here to see if it as funny as I am claiming it is, and then if you think that it is, you can preorder it here. It comes out on June 11! Ten days from now!
Thank you for letting me market to you for a minute. Signal boosting would be very much appreciated.
URGENT, DO NOT INGORE!!
so, my extremely far-right father found out about my being trans, and i am now being kicked out of the house; i've been given 30 days to leave. any help that can be given to me would legitimately mean the world to me. pls reblog if you cant donate, i'm terrified and desperate right now
if you can help:
ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/drgnbeauty
paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/DrgnBeauty
Reblog this post if you are professionally diagnosed and you support informed self diagnosis and you hate people accusing others of faking disorders when they have no evidence to support that
was panicking badly, really needed this, tysm
This isn’t related to my blog aesthetic but I’m tired of seeing posts where people are making others paranoid that they’re in a coma or something. You’re not. I know lots of us know it’s just a bad “joke,” but some people don’t have the luxury of being able to believe that after seeing others tell them otherwise.
You’re awake. Everything is okay.
so the shit with sieged sec and that stupid fucking project 2025 is so funny to me, esp the messages between vio and mike hoewell (misspelled intentionally) which you can find here: https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/07/anti-lgbtq-leader-rages-at-gay-furries-who-hacked-his-orgs-website/
because like. the thing republicans like those assholes don't realize is that money can't buy everything, and they can't always bribe the very people they're oppressing into silence or compliance. also assuming all us furries are zoos??? fuckin nasty as shit. and idk if it's just me, but saying smth about the hacker getting "pounded in the ass in federal prison" almost sounded like a threat. could just be me, but it wouldn't surprise me if politicians like that would pay people to assult people in prison
on another note, asking a far-right asswipe what they think about vore is the ultimate power move, made me laugh my ass off. wish we had more people like seigedsec around that aren't afraid and have the ability to stand up to oppressors like that. that being said, i wish all those hackers luck in all their future endeavors now that the group is dismantled.
tldr? republican asshole who's trying to take away lgbtq+ rights got hacked and owned by gay furries and then acted like a whiney baby about it
call me riley or amadeus, it/itself, i coin xenogenders and i'm an artist
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