If I See That Cowboy Flesh Hat And One More Goddamn Time

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

We’re doomed oh I mean good morning. I guess

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

"you're so friendly" "you're easy to talk to"

I'm literally vampire luring you. You're getting blood sucked in twelve minutes

OH MY GOD ITS EVERYWHERE

Credits to @mvtchaee on X

Life fucking sucks but at least coconut shrimp exists so it cant really be that bad.

me, deleting a post: thankfully İ never said that