People Will Say They're Red Team Fans But They Really Just Mean They Like Grimmons. Are You A True Red?

Tiny green baby again💚

guys who tryna give me like 500 dollars for ONE sabrina carpenter ticket 🤪🤪🤪

xie lian: comedian first, martial god second 💀

yknow sarge didn't go "hrrk blegh" when he died so maybe we're supposed to take this as a sign that he didn't actually die and somehow got out of there without the others knowing. I know they buried the body but maybe he was just really good at holding his breath

Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: what?

Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: I-

Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?

once mei nianqing foretold mu qing that he'll be married to a general and since then kept reminding him that he's nothing but a gold digger and naturally mu qing became determined to prove him wrong only to jolt in realization in feng xin's bed in the middle of the night 800 years later

just won WANGXIAN DUCKS!!!! they're so beautiful...

people who are already fear mongering that restoration might be bad are fake fans and can also be hurled into a volcano

What The Director means to say, is that when ordering his burger earlier, he requested there be no pickles, and yet, his sandwich does appear to contain them. We expect this to be remedied, either through refunding the purchase, or supplying a new burger, and perhaps an offer of a complimentary drink or fries? I’m confident you’ll be able to assist us in dealing with this matter without us needing to involve any higher authority.

still so upset i have an ap exam on the day restoration drops. do u hate me collegeboard?? may 7th is supposed to be a day of joy and whimsy.... gonna have too much epsilon on the brain to get even a 3 on this shit