When People Say Kaidan Is A Boring Character I Wonder If They Actually Have Listened To Anything He Said

“Hey I’m an L2”

so true

FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX. FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX. FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX.

Chaos and the Seat of Power

Mass Effect Andromeda official concept art babies

The drowned district is probably one of the funniest levels to play as ghost clean hands Corvo because, listen, just put yourself into Daud's shoes for a second.

You find the Empress' boytoy (whose life you ruined by framing him as the culprit of the murder you committed) half dead in a boat, and because this is the same guy that you know for a fact has been methodically taking down the entire conspiracy with the supernatural aid of the same black-eyed cunt who gave you your powers, and because he has every right to hold a grudge against you, you decide to lock him up, halfway expecting to see him escape and rampage through your base to come and make a wardrum out of your hide.

Case in point, he disappears almost immediately... except that, hours later, the alarm still hasn't rung and nobody has shown up.

At this point you're starting to feel a bit paranoid- where is he? Maybe he's already in the room. Maybe he's been spying on you to find the best moment to kill you stealthily.

So you go and check, and that's when you realize that most of your team is currently snoring in humorously suggestive poses and that your personal key and pretty much anything that wasn't nailed down is gone.

By now, he's probably out of your base.

You tell the few who are still awake to stand down and go back to your room to pour yourself a glass of the only bottle of liquor that survived his pilfering.

You didn't even get the chance to say the speech you had prepared.

well FUCK

Sisko at the Disco

would you give her your cred*t card info