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Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

like, sir, we are in the middle of a galactic crisis but if you wanna take a break to romance me on the citadel i will reschedule the reapers myself

Fingers in his mouth friday

The fact that in DotO there is canonically a book that is nothing but corny and (very) poorly disguised corvosider erotica is funny enough on its own, but the fact that it's an actual retelling of Corvo's marking scene from the first game makes me think that it must have been written by one of the only two people present at the time (probably the Outsider because this sounds exactly like something he'd do).

Which is. Probably just about the funniest way to imply that we've moved past the "the inherent and probably accidental erotic undertone of branding someone with your name" stage and straight into the realm of "the Outsider writes explicit fanfiction about himself and Corvo, probably doing the Void-dweller equivalent of giggling while kicking his legs all the while".

dishonored jumpscare

Out of Context Granada Holmes: Mazarin Stone

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tintin as a character is so great. he's the most well-mannered and polite man you've ever met. he's also shot multiple people and been framed for drug smuggling and terrorism. he's participated in anti-government revolutions more than once. also he looks like this.

Julian Bashir is the perfect modern bisexual twink: spends most of his late 20's pining after an unattainable transgender woman before settling down with an older man who used to work for the CIA.

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