Richardgreenleaf113 - Dickie's Blog

By the homeworld I hope to see one day...

Prints of this, as well as a few other Mass Effect stained glass pieces, are now available! I’d love to see/hear about it if you order any, it would absolutely make my day <3

This one, Femshep, and Mordin are the only ones currently finished, but I have plans to do a few other characters as well; you can check out the #mass effect stained glass tag on my blog to see the others, if they happen to exist when you come across this post!

The drowned district is probably one of the funniest levels to play as ghost clean hands Corvo because, listen, just put yourself into Daud's shoes for a second.

You find the Empress' boytoy (whose life you ruined by framing him as the culprit of the murder you committed) half dead in a boat, and because this is the same guy that you know for a fact has been methodically taking down the entire conspiracy with the supernatural aid of the same black-eyed cunt who gave you your powers, and because he has every right to hold a grudge against you, you decide to lock him up, halfway expecting to see him escape and rampage through your base to come and make a wardrum out of your hide.

Case in point, he disappears almost immediately... except that, hours later, the alarm still hasn't rung and nobody has shown up.

At this point you're starting to feel a bit paranoid- where is he? Maybe he's already in the room. Maybe he's been spying on you to find the best moment to kill you stealthily.

So you go and check, and that's when you realize that most of your team is currently snoring in humorously suggestive poses and that your personal key and pretty much anything that wasn't nailed down is gone.

By now, he's probably out of your base.

You tell the few who are still awake to stand down and go back to your room to pour yourself a glass of the only bottle of liquor that survived his pilfering.

You didn't even get the chance to say the speech you had prepared.

Every fabric seems to suit you, dear Doctor :3

Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

ah delilah copperspoon the girlfailure you are, wasn't aware of your game my bad my bad

NOW THIS IS THE PART OF THE SONG WHERE I LIKE TO TALK TO MY AUDIENCE. I LIKE TO TELL THEM THERES SOMETHING I WANT FROM YOU HEP CATS TONIGHT. I WANT YOU TO LOOK TO YOUR LEFT, LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT, YOUR TWELVE O’CLOCK, THREE O’CLOCK, SIX O’CLOCK, NINE O’CLOCK, ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK TONIGHT AND I WANT YOU TO FIND THOSE POINTS OF NO RETURN, THOSE SINGULARITIES, THOSE BURNING RINGS OF FIRE IN THE BEAUTIFUL PUPILS OF THE BEAUTIFUL EYES OF THE BEAUTIFUL BOY, GIRL, NEITHER, BOTH OR IN-BETWEEN THAT YOU BROUGHT WITH YOU TONIGHT, AND I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM HOW YOU REALLY FEEL. I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM YOU LOVE THE WAY THEY SO SEAMLESSLY, LIKE-A-DREAMFULLY, SO BEAUTIFULLY, OH SO DUTIFULLY JAM THAT SQUARE PEG IN THE ROUND HOLE IN THEIR HEARTS! I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM YOU LOVE THE WAY THEY DONT STICK OUT LIKE SORE MIDDLE FINGERS! THAT THEY CRAWL THEIR WAY UP THE SIDE OF THE BELL CURVE, STICK THEIR FLAG AT THE PEAK, AND SLIDE THEIR WAY BACK DOWN! I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM YOU LOVE THE WAY THAT THEY’RE NOT MALADAPTIVE, NOT MALCONTENT, NOT MALIGNANT OR MALEFICENT, BUT RATHER THAT YOU LOVE THEM! EXACTLY THE WAY THAT EVERYBODY ELSE IS!!!!!!

current mood: that guard voiceline from dishonored 1 where he grumbles like "henghogh stupid god damnit.... nowhin sonhon....aaangaaaanghhhhg that's i-[clears throat]"

Tim Tim Tim