Tim In Floods Of Tears:I’m Gonna End Up Just Like Bruce Fr😭😭😭

Whenever he drives Damian anywhere he blasts I Fucked Yr Mom

Damian gets him back by bringing it up in front of Bruce

If nothing else good comes from the very cursed canon that Jason slept with Talia, at least he's allowed to make as many "I fucked your mom" jokes as he wants to Damian

Will being sincerely supportive of Elizabeth's unconventional passions, desires, choices, roles etc. is actually, probably my absolute most favorite thing about their relationship, I'm not gonna lie.

When she throws out "daft" battle plans, he just shrugs and throws his weight behind trying them.

He saw her show up in menswear to save his ass on Isla de Muerte and was just thrilled about it--nothing other, nothing less.

He gave her swords and personally taught her how to use them to her best advantage, helped her make herself more formidable and independent. Literally, the way that swordplay is a genuinely central part of their love language is so--!!

When she cut her hair in the old DMC drafts, he immediately complimented her over it.

When she was distraught over Jack's death, he offered to help her make it right.

When he found out she was Pirate King, he just said, "Based."

And when she ordered them into a battle that was likely a lost cause, he was the first "fool" to stand behind her.

And she almost never has to ask it of him, he just does it.

He's not without flaws or missteps, don't get me wrong. But when Elizabeth is in the thick of anything she's put her mind to, there's virtually never self-consciousness or doubt or competition or anything like that on Will's part--the closest he comes to that is questioning whether she's fallen out of love with him and why, and even then he doesn't let it stand between her and what he believes she wants. Instead, there's this beautiful, consistent almost-entirely-nonverbal expression that she deserves to have and be everything she wants.

bless this iteration of Percy Jackson for genuinely believing, for at least three seconds, that he is the second coming of Christ

Fans now: Jason Todd is my fav Robin! I won't hear a word against him!

Fans in 1988: I want Jason Todd dead. Destroyed. Sleeping with the fishes, capiche? I want to see his corpse on the next cover. Oh, it's decided by popular vote? *Smacks the phone* Wanna bet your measly soul we're going to win by majority?

Fans in 1988 after Jason Todd was brutally murdered by the Joker:

I'm sorry, I'm supposed to believe that this charming, sweet boy is going to betray the entire camp, break Annabeth's heart, try to kill Percy, and wage a war against the Gods?

No, he's never done a single thing wrong in his entire life

I know this is a joke but omg is it accurate

calling dick well adjusted is maybe a step too far but the only reason he’s anywhere near as normal as he is is bcs of supes stepping up when Bruce fired dick. Like we all remember who dick went to after that, got his new name from and the advice that led him to the circus.

Also love the subtle difference in the art between Bruce’s satisfied face compared to it just cracking absolute perfection

I was thinking about this joke but didn't expect them to make him say it for real

(wayne family adventures s3 ep.137)

Oh my boy I hate how much I love him he was meant to be my least favourite but he’s clawed himself tooth and nail into my heart

Bruce, knowing Tim went out as RR when he was meant to be benched: do you have something to tell me, chum?

Tim, half asleep and drooling in his tea: sometimes Cassie and Kon make me curl into a ball and then use me as a baseball to play catch with while Bart stands in the middle and tries to catch me first.

Bruce: ….

Bruce: what.

Tim: they call me ‘piggy in the middle’

Bruce: …

Tim: somehow Bart never catches me but I think it’s only because he’s laughing so much.

Bruce, completely forgetting about Tim patrolling: I… I don’t know what to do with this information.

@foerchen you are a god damn genius 🫡🤝

Dami and Tim bonding AU

Damian: *walking into the Manor library and slamming the door open*

Damian: Todd, I require your assistance.

Jason: *drops his book, leading to the spine to be cracked*

Jason: *does about a thousand breathing exercises because he absolutely doesn’t want to lash out at his lil brother*

Jason: What is it?

Damian: *stares at him with a serious expression*

Damian: How do I bond with Drake? I wish to… acquire his allegiance.

Jason: *smirks*

Jason: Treat him like a scared street cat.

Damian: I shall. Thank you for your service.

Damian: *turns around and walks out of the library*

Jason: *baffled that Damian thought he was being serious*

-~*~-

Damian: *slowly enters the sitting room Tim is lounging in*

Tim: *looks up confused before going back to his phone*

Damian: *proud for not chasing Tim away and carefully pushes a bottle of Zesti towards Tim while still keeping his distance*

Tim: *looks up again and at the bottle*

Tim: Thank you?

Damian: *nods proudly and takes a few more steps forward until he can gently sit down on the couch*

Tim: *watches him and turns back to his phone*

Damian: *slowly extends his hands towards Tim’s nose so he could sniff it*

Tim: *looks at the hand in front of him and opens his mouth to speak*

Damian: Shhh.

Tim: *wants to say something*

Damian: *sees his opportunity and softly runs his fingers through Tim’s hair*

Tim: *freezes as his brain short circuits*

Damian: Good Drake. Shhh. It’s okay.

Damian: *continues to pet and scratch Tim’s head until he is half asleep with his head in Damian’s lap*

Jason: *walks in and freezes at the sight*

Jason: What the-

Damian: For once your advice was useful, Todd. Now be quiet. We do not wish to disturb Drake.

He really playing collect ‘em all with his brothers exs😂 well everyone’s gotta have a hobby I guess🤷

jason x kori x roy is something so funny to me bc like pop off jason date ur brother's bestie (ex?) and ex lmao