I Am Going To Eat This Entire Candy Cane.

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Okay, 1) Why did wikipedia decide to feature this as one of todays fun facts and 2) whose tumblr ass art is this isnt this a homestuck characterOkay yeah i looked it up it's homestuck. Homestuck mpreg on wikipedia good job everyone

someone mentioned this interaction under my post a bit ago and i cant stop thinking about it.

(Gem opens the door.) Gem: Oh! Hello, Etho! Etho: (Laughing slightly) Hello, Gem! Gem: I would like to buy your door. Three zombie eggs, please! There you go! Etho: Uhh, no deal. No deal. Gem: Ugh, you're the worst, you're the worst- Etho: (Overlapping) No, go ahead. Take it(?). Gem: You gotta give it to me. Can you give it to me? Can I have it? (Etho breaks it.) Gem: You're the best. Thank you! Etho: Mhm. Remember this, Gem, I'm not always a terrible person. (He turns away.) Gem: I didn't think you were a terrible person at all! (Etho turns back sharply.) Gem: I'm an ethogirl, Etho! Etho: Uh-huh.

Smoke is bad 🫵

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

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Abood Needs Help

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In Gaza, a bag of flour is hard to find, even when its available, the price is $150.

Abood's ( @abood-gaza21 ) family is in a difficult situation. With the bombings destroying their livelihood, they have to rely on our donations. They tried stretching the money they got and make do with their situation, including eating with rotten flour and making bread for animal feeds. But even the rotted flour and feeds has ran out.

The famine is slowly killing them. His wife's health is already deteriorating. A small amount of money is all they asked for today, just to stave off hunger for another day. They'd be very grateful even with just $50 for a day. But I believe we can all chip in and give even more. So please, donate and share

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