I’ve Been Looking At Guides To Clown Makeup And I’m Imagining A Fantasy Setting Where Wizards Aesthetically

Nah, NAAAAHHHHHH, this crow- this fucking crow- Okay here's the start of the fuckin obsession he has with Missa-- DUDE I swear every time they reunite, EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY REUNITE after fucking how many months of being separated, they get more and more obsessed with each other. THERE IS NO FUCKING FILTER BRO! LIKE THERE LEGIT IS JUST NO FILTER.

One minute Phil is waiting for the event to start, the next he just goes;

Philza 'I am OBSESSED with my husband' Minecraft: "Yeah Missa's innit a well. If I see Missa should I roleplay that we like woke up from the island? *proceeds to wheeze the air our his lungs* Missa's gonna be like; 'oh for fucks sake, I thought were done with that roleplay man fuck' Pfft- I'm just gonna be there like; 'MISSA WHERE'S OUR KIDS!?'"

And then just laughs his ass out like he didnt just commit gayism on the spot- EXCUSE YOU SIR BUT MISSA IS JUST AS FUCKING READY TO GET DOWN. He is just as fucking ready to go fuck all with this crow man- lemme tell you why! During on Missa's stream, there are 3 ICONIC moments that has made headlines from the chat and discord.

1.] The second Missa recognized Phil, he BEELINED towards him, CRIED, SOBBED, SCREAMED HIS NAME, AND FUCKING KISSED PHIL WITHOUT ANY HESITATION.

2.] There's a clip of Missa introducing Mafer [Missa's girlfriend irl] to Phil and goes; "Philza, this is Mafer my girlfriend, but it doesn't change anything okay?" HE WAS READY TO OFFER HIS OTHER HAND. MISSA HAS TWO HANDS, ONE FOR MAFER AND ONE FOR PHIL-- I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND HOW PHIL'S OBSESSION ISN'T ONE WAY, IT GOES BOTH WAYS!

3.] Another fucking clip that is ascending me, is that whilst in the waiting room, the giant white room, everyone was muted, no mics were working, and naturally when Phil spotted Missa he CLOCKS in and goes to be with him. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW MISSA DURING THAT TIME WHEN PHIL WAS LOOKING AWAY-- I swear they make me sick-- Whilst Phil was looking away, Missa ZOOMED IN on Phil's ass and goes; "*hisses* Shit dude, is that all mine?"

THIS DAMN WET CAT DOWN BAD! HE IS DOWN DOWN BAD DAWG! IM FUCKING TELLIN YOU THEY ARE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER IT'S INSANE!

Timestamp : 00:25:30

HOLY SHIT

Antisepticeye turns 10 next year omg....

¿Queso?

you bottle Miette??

I'm sick rn but I really wanna draw deathduo angst, bwuhh

want you all to know that luigi's role in the single player mode of super mario party jamboree is going to the mall and getting so nervous he goes nonverbal

anxiety king.

(he's grey because i'm currently playing as luigi so kamek had to clone him)

Yes we are all tired and shit is hard and we are all fucking sad and we hate the way things are. Go fucking join a local org. If there isn't one, talk to someone who knows about organizing and start it yourself. No more self-care hope porn bullshit

On this day one year ago, I was fired from Crumbl Cookies because my grandfather suddenly died and I cried when I found out and was on the clock. They make you sign a waiver to not talk about the recipes that lasts one year after your termination. Well guess what babes. That day, is today. RIP Nanu, you’ve been missed. But for anyone who likes the Chocolate Chip Cookies or the Iced Sugar Cookies, check out the recipes in the links. Feel free to ask about other recipes, it’s been a year but some things are just reskinned versions of these lol. Good Luck and Happy Baking.